common sense is an oxymoron: Has anyone seen macaque?
rewind2846: Women should fear and worship macaque.
carrion_luggage: I hate it when I ease macaque in and she says, "Tamarind yet?"
ng2810: Replace macaque with Pit Bull and you've got yourself a story that I'm tragically all too familiar with./I don't hate dogs, just the big ones that could easily kill you and have no place in houses with small children bad owners.
Mad_Radhu: But we had a chamber up in the moonCircumstances made us change our tuneWhen the veil was torn from our faceWe became the monkeys riding the race
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