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(WTKR)   Couple arrested after husband provides alcohol to four 13-and-14-year-old boys before letting them have sex with his wife. With 'I'd have to be a very drunk 14-year-old' mug shots   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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fat boy
2013-06-29 10:21:35 AM  
3 votes:
Better then 13 or 14
Four year old boys
GoldDude
2013-06-29 10:24:32 AM  
2 votes:

Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Done.
Today, pass.  When I was 14, I'd probably have creamed my pants before getting them off.
Clint_Torres
2013-06-30 05:37:29 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: "Blown away," says Jon Tari, who knows the couple and lived in down the street.

You're not the only one, amirite?

/winkwinknudgenudge
doglover [TotalFark]
2013-06-29 08:56:29 PM  
1 vote:

Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14


She actually looks pretty good for fark.com mugshot standards. Hell, at 14 and drunk: FIST OF A MODERATELY MIFFED GOD.
offmymeds
2013-06-29 12:44:11 PM  
1 vote:

Ima4nic8or: She doesn't look that bad to me.  Perhaps that is because I am 46 vs most farkers, who are probably around 15.


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belhade
2013-06-29 12:41:37 PM  
1 vote:
Dude, to a drunk 14 year old that would looks like Charlize Theron.

Italian Job, not Monster. Though that does kinda look like Wuornos.
somedudeontheinternet
2013-06-29 12:11:36 PM  
1 vote:
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RminusQ [TotalFark]
2013-06-29 11:30:35 AM  
1 vote:
You've gotta feel bad for that couple. The husband's looking at the wife and thinking "Jesus Christ, I want none of that. Here, neighbor's kid, take a couple shots of this and then take a couple shots at her." And the wife's looking at the husband thinking "Holy hell, I don't want to see him naked. I'd rather have a drunk virgin teenager who wouldn't know a G spot from a G-string."
Bigdogdaddy [TotalFark]
2013-06-29 10:52:07 AM  
1 vote:
If she gave me free beer NOW I probably would.

/lightweight
//seriously
BMFPitt
2013-06-29 10:49:15 AM  
1 vote:
I would have stuck it in just about anything human and female that was offered as a 14 year old.
Plant Rights Activist
2013-06-29 10:38:47 AM  
1 vote:
they're lucky they didn't get abducted by a crazy church to be killed and/or put in indefinite detention by the feds.
Ima4nic8or
2013-06-29 10:26:08 AM  
1 vote:
She doesn't look that bad to me.  Perhaps that is because I am 46 vs most farkers, who are probably around 15.
xaks [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-06-29 10:23:48 AM  
1 vote:
Ya know, I was a 14 year old boy at one time. A long time ago, but that's not the point.

Looking at that picture, and thinking back...for free beer, I'd have done that.

I'd have felt pretty icky about it, but hey, free beer.
 
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