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(WTKR)   Couple arrested after husband provides alcohol to four 13-and-14-year-old boys before letting them have sex with his wife. With 'I'd have to be a very drunk 14-year-old' mug shots   ( wtkr.com) divider line
    More: Sick, mug shots, sex crimes, Crystal McBride, Virginia Beach  
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2013-06-29 10:07:00 AM  
4 votes:
You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14
2013-06-29 10:26:08 AM  
3 votes:
She doesn't look that bad to me.  Perhaps that is because I am 46 vs most farkers, who are probably around 15.
2013-06-29 10:24:32 AM  
3 votes:

Madbassist1: You're either a liar, a chick, or have never been 14

Today, pass.  When I was 14, I'd probably have creamed my pants before getting them off.
2013-06-29 10:23:48 AM  
3 votes:
Ya know, I was a 14 year old boy at one time. A long time ago, but that's not the point.

Looking at that picture, and thinking back...for free beer, I'd have done that.

I'd have felt pretty icky about it, but hey, free beer.
2013-06-29 10:17:32 AM  
3 votes:
FTA:Paciello says she did not appreciate how McBride acted around her teenage son.

"I just didn't think it was appropriate for a 30-year-old woman to dress like that and act very flirtatious and going a little overboard sometimes and that's when I kind of eased my way out of the friendship."

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Looks like someone is lying about their age or she's really going downhill fast on an out-of-control train.
2013-06-29 12:41:37 PM  
2 votes:
Dude, to a drunk 14 year old that would looks like Charlize Theron.

Italian Job, not Monster. Though that does kinda look like Wuornos.
2013-06-29 10:49:15 AM  
2 votes:
I would have stuck it in just about anything human and female that was offered as a 14 year old.
2013-06-29 10:41:37 AM  
2 votes:
When I was 14, I would have been first in line, then would have gotten back in the line for seconds.
2013-06-29 10:21:29 AM  
2 votes:
I would need to see a full body shot but I'm pretty sure I've done worse.
2013-06-29 04:14:46 PM  
1 vote:
Most guys, at 14, would have parted the red sea to get in that. Myself included. Hell, if it had a pulse, was female at some point, and was willing, most falters would jump at the chance. At 14.. Yeah,
2013-06-29 02:35:28 PM  
1 vote:

Pugdaddyk: knees

She has huge boobs, actually pretty cute for a chubby chick.
2013-06-29 12:44:11 PM  
1 vote:

Ima4nic8or: She doesn't look that bad to me.  Perhaps that is because I am 46 vs most farkers, who are probably around 15.

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2013-06-29 11:23:49 AM  
1 vote:
Michele Paciello: "She's a nice person and I think she's just really looking for attention...  I think it really revolved around her looking for attention".    WTF?  I guess I'm a harsh bastard and should feel sorry for her instead.  Or perhaps someone should have complimented her on a regular basis because that could have kept this all from happening.  Not about sex at all.

Being in a somewhat similar situation decades ago at 14 I can tell you it wasn't about the attention, it was the ability to go back at it with enthusiasm after the first expected short performance.  Mine looked better, but she was a butterface (weak chin) and not as old.  It only lasted a few years but I "was always at a friend's house" about 3 or 4 times a week, or "weekend camping".  My friends knew, my Dad suspected.  Nobody ratted
2013-06-29 10:52:07 AM  
1 vote:
If she gave me free beer NOW I probably would.

2013-06-29 10:38:47 AM  
1 vote:
they're lucky they didn't get abducted by a crazy church to be killed and/or put in indefinite detention by the feds.
2013-06-29 10:38:31 AM  
1 vote:
lol when I was 16 I lost it to a woman who was older and uglier than that...hit that with free beer at 14? That is a no brainer which is what guys have at 14, when the blood leaves the head for the nether regions.
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