puppetmaster745: Anyone have the clapping Darwin gif?
Summer Glau's Love Slave: My older cousin was literally farked to death on his honeymoon. He had a massive heart attack on the conjugal bed while she was still riding him!Dead at 29./His widow was thereafter looked upon with great yearning and fear.
maxwellton: "Death By Nipple Clamps" was my favorite punk band.
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