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(The Sun)   Death by nipple clamps, strip club piano, lion mauling, and other strange ways to die while having sex   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2013-06-29 04:34:33 PM  
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There's more than one problem with the nipple clamp one. Most will read the article and go "shocking her with wall current, dumb," and rightfully so, but that kind of play could kill with far less electricity as well.

Kids, if you're going to play with electricity, don't make it go from one contact point to the other with the heart right in between. That means not making any amount of electricity go from one nipple to the other.
2013-06-29 01:02:34 PM  
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somedudeontheinternet: Speaking of death by sex, apparently erotic snuff stories are legal.  Not bothered by that?  What about pedophilia?  Got a fwded email with this:
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I don't see how the U.S. government can justify siding with freedom of speech vs. obscenity in relation to something like  Loliwood Studios.

Why should any form of fictional text be illegal?
2013-06-29 12:09:59 PM  
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Vice President Nelson Rockefeller

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2013-06-29 11:50:35 AM  
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FTFA: THE bouncer of San Francisco's infamous Condor strip club was crushed to death when he climbed on top of a piano to romp with a stripper after work - only for it to retract into the ceiling.Why did management install motors powerful enough to retract the piano and also be powerful enough to lift two people and still have enough left over to crush one of them to death?
2013-06-29 11:44:51 AM  
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Hey guys,, what's goin on in this thread?
2013-06-29 11:33:45 AM  
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Big death
2013-06-29 11:11:00 AM  
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Summer Glau's Love Slave: My older cousin was literally farked to death on his honeymoon. He had a massive heart attack on the conjugal bed while she was still riding him!

Dead at 29.

/His widow was thereafter looked upon with great yearning and fear.

Did she go into the army after this?
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