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(The Poke (UK))   If Fark was a pub, what would the pub sign say?   ( thepoke.co.uk) divider line
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2013-06-28 01:59:42 PM  
The FARK Pub!
2013-06-28 02:01:50 PM  
2013-06-28 02:03:02 PM  
We're all drunks 'cause we're not all hunks
2013-06-28 02:03:03 PM  
Heineken $3.95
Sold out
2013-06-28 02:03:03 PM  
2013-06-28 02:03:12 PM  
Sorry, we're open.
2013-06-28 02:03:20 PM  
Liquor in the front, poker in the rear?
2013-06-28 02:03:21 PM  
Welcome to Fark
Where Everyone Knows Your Alt

2013-06-28 02:03:41 PM  
Welcome to UFIA Night
2013-06-28 02:03:48 PM  
The Fark and Firkin
2013-06-28 02:03:55 PM  
The Fark UFIA Center for Alcoholic Activities?
2013-06-28 02:04:34 PM  
In Drew We Trust, all others pay cash
2013-06-28 02:04:37 PM  
For 5 dollars a month you get in before the rest of the rabble.
2013-06-28 02:04:59 PM  
2013-06-28 02:05:03 PM  

If Fark was
were a pub, what would the pub sign say?

Grammar Nazis welcome!
2013-06-28 02:05:08 PM  
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2013-06-28 02:05:26 PM  
FARK in neon and the A and R buzz and click off
2013-06-28 02:05:26 PM  
Where memes go to die
2013-06-28 02:05:41 PM  
Tits or GTFO
2013-06-28 02:05:44 PM  


No Beer

2013-06-28 02:06:14 PM  
Men: No shirt, no service
Women: No shirt, free drinks
2013-06-28 02:06:39 PM  
It wouldn't say a godsdamned thing.

In the time-honored tradition of pub signs before widespread literacy, it would have pictures.

In this case, it would be boobies, a beer and probably some nerd leering at both.
2013-06-28 02:06:47 PM  
Fark Pub: Poker in the back-liquor in the back.
2013-06-28 02:07:12 PM  
Remember that less than 5% of you will ever get served.
2013-06-28 02:07:41 PM  
Wife-like Drinking Respected.
2013-06-28 02:07:42 PM  

Where the Oil hits your Anus.

/now with voting
2013-06-28 02:07:51 PM  
Ye Ole Nutted Squirrel.
   It's not brews, it's Fark.

/now with voting
2013-06-28 02:08:13 PM  
Open. Best part? Forever........./now with the power of votingation.
2013-06-28 02:08:23 PM  
-Naked Co-ed Girl Trifecta in play inside!
-Come have a drink and if your girlfriend says not to? She'll get over it.
-Ask our bartender what a $5 TotalFarkPub membership gets you!
2013-06-28 02:09:01 PM  
Men's room closed.  Please use the Politics tab.
2013-06-28 02:09:07 PM  
Or: Poker in the rear--liquor in the rear.
2013-06-28 02:10:52 PM  
If You Don't Want A Drink, Then Screw You
2013-06-28 02:11:02 PM  
FREEair conditioning
BEERfrom around the world

2013-06-28 02:11:22 PM  
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2013-06-28 02:12:19 PM  
2013-06-28 02:14:31 PM  
Drew's Pub-  For people who have alcohol on Green #3.
2013-06-28 02:16:15 PM  
If you spill the bourbon, we close.
2013-06-28 02:17:17 PM  
Don't bother
trying the
It's a repeat

2013-06-28 02:17:56 PM  
2013-06-28 02:19:00 PM  
We're all here because we're not all there.
2013-06-28 02:20:04 PM  
"Pete & Repeat's"

/Hangover?  You'll get over it.
2013-06-28 02:20:08 PM  
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2013-06-28 02:20:39 PM  
Fark, We're UK Hot.
2013-06-28 02:20:50 PM  
Fark's Fockery
2013-06-28 02:21:39 PM  

sandbar67: Men: No shirt, no service
Women: No shirt, free drinks

and your picture will be deleted following your bannination!

/this is a family bar!
2013-06-28 02:22:02 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Welcome to Fark
Where Everyone Knows Your You're Alt

2013-06-28 02:24:41 PM  
Sign says "Fark bar", with two doors beneath.

When you walk through the left door you find out you're in the Daily Mail bar, where there's almost no British beer, only watered-down, generic foreign crap.

The right door takes you tothe Sun bar, where all the women are ugly, and get uglier the more you drink.
2013-06-28 02:26:19 PM  
It's not the website, it's the pub.
2013-06-28 02:30:11 PM  
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/stolen from "The World's End"
2013-06-28 02:32:58 PM  
The Silent Woman?

Amiright, Farquettes?
2013-06-28 02:36:58 PM  
E Pluribus Dumbasses

/Now with votey goodness
/Not drunk, sick. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
2013-06-28 02:37:59 PM  
It doesn't have to be original, just traditional IMHO.  Also great place to hang while in St. Albans.

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2013-06-28 02:38:13 PM  
Where Everybody No's Your Name.
2013-06-28 02:38:41 PM  
Farkettes enter free
Farkers $10 cover
2013-06-28 02:38:50 PM  

Bf+: "Pete & Repeat's"

/Hangover?  You'll get over it.

That's the sign that's on the back of the door so you can read it as you exit

As for the sign?

Don't anger the Monkey
2013-06-28 02:43:33 PM  
whoops. forgot to enable voting.

"free beer tomorrow"
2013-06-28 02:45:03 PM  
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2013-06-28 02:45:13 PM  
Warm beer
Lousy service
Don't you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes?

2013-06-28 02:47:27 PM  
The Squirrel and Chair
2013-06-28 02:50:12 PM  
2013-06-28 02:52:57 PM  
Server Room

/stupid mobile site with no little box to check
2013-06-28 02:53:59 PM  
Please decide on tipping BEFORE entering.
2013-06-28 02:58:42 PM  
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
2013-06-28 02:58:42 PM  
Just expect the person you're talking to to be an asshole.
2013-06-28 03:00:56 PM  
[RED LIGHT]: 95%
2013-06-28 03:02:09 PM  
$5 Cover
On Stage Tonight: Featured Partner

2013-06-28 03:06:23 PM  
Infamous Drew Curtis FARK Bar, home of the UFIA sandwich!
2013-06-28 03:12:58 PM  
The Drunken Fark
2013-06-28 03:13:08 PM  
The Cock and Bull
2013-06-28 03:13:54 PM  

The CockBlocker
2013-06-28 03:14:40 PM  
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2013-06-28 03:14:45 PM  
2013-06-28 03:15:40 PM  
Don't go home, you're drunk.
2013-06-28 03:20:40 PM  
The Lurkers Pub

"Where the beer is cold, hi means hi, and a blank silent leer means we find you attractive"
2013-06-28 03:21:47 PM  
"Welcome to your Mom's basement"
2013-06-28 03:33:41 PM  
$5.00 per month, unlimited beer!!!
2013-06-28 03:36:30 PM  
Drew's Brews and the Barrel of Bourbon Bar
2013-06-28 03:38:55 PM  
"Where nobody knows your real name"
2013-06-28 03:48:08 PM  
Welcome to the exclusive Green Light
Sponsored Partners only, please
2013-06-28 03:48:51 PM  
Show me your ID
2013-06-28 03:49:28 PM  
"All the Heineken you can loot!"
2013-06-28 03:50:51 PM  
On Tap: 2-Day Old Reddit Beer

Served in mugs cleaner than Moot's 4Chan Pub!

/think I'll hide now
2013-06-28 03:58:38 PM  
NO Looties!
2013-06-28 04:01:21 PM  
The Troll & The White Knight
"Where Dignity Goes To Die"

6 Drink Minimum Unless You're Drew.*

*Then it's 10 drink minimum.
2013-06-28 04:02:37 PM  
Fark's Squee-easy

Performing Tonight:

Dyn-o-mite Monkey

with special guest...

Squirrel Nuts

2013-06-28 04:03:04 PM  
Never Forget
2013-06-28 04:20:04 PM  
2013-06-28 04:21:32 PM  

WelldeadLink: Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

I was going to say this, only just the underlined part. Then, if anyone asks what the sign means, the regulars can just say "Too obscure?"
2013-06-28 04:23:27 PM  
This BAR owned by featured partners...
2013-06-28 04:27:10 PM  
Came up with another one...

Bier Trinken Macht Frei

All special events are lock-ins.
2013-06-28 04:28:51 PM  
2013-06-28 04:49:50 PM  
want some rye?  COURSE YA DO!
2013-06-28 04:52:42 PM  
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2013-06-28 04:54:36 PM  
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2013-06-28 05:03:36 PM  
Welcome to The Ass and Boil

Many of our women don't have penises. And those that do are growers.

2013-06-28 05:04:05 PM  


2013-06-28 05:05:57 PM  
Why don't you have a seat right over there

2013-06-28 05:07:13 PM  
Welcome to Fark-anon

We cure alcoholism one martini at a time

2013-06-28 05:14:49 PM  
Welcome to Ye Olde Libtard and Teabagger Inn

You can tell It's a Dram Shop from Some of the Pixels and from Seeing Quite a few Dram Shops in Your Time

2013-06-28 05:21:33 PM  
Fark Pub: We got 7 nice rooms and 1 full of mouthbreathers

2013-06-28 06:09:20 PM  
teh rape rape pub
2013-06-28 06:18:46 PM  
Ye Olde Woodn Syne
2013-06-28 06:32:02 PM  
Ye Old Sandy Vag
It's more likely than you think.

Now with voting goodness
2013-06-28 06:33:52 PM  
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We'll never give you up
Never let you down
2013-06-28 07:31:55 PM  
Fark feeds our squirrel with bar peanuts you drunken louts drop...
2013-06-28 09:20:04 PM  
Just got home about 15 minutes ago and whipped this one up.

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2013-06-28 09:59:08 PM  
This Pub is Amusing, Asinine, Cool, Interesting, Ironic, Obvious, Sad, Sappy, Scary, Sick Silly, Spiffy, Strange, Stupid, Unlikely, and Weird.
2013-06-28 10:20:03 PM  
At least we're not in [Florida Tag].
2013-06-28 11:03:36 PM  
"Cliques with Dicks Only"
2013-06-29 12:07:14 AM  
"Sorry, closed: we drank all the profits."
2013-06-29 12:13:45 AM  
Derp and Burp
2013-06-29 02:30:42 AM  



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2013-06-29 07:59:15 AM  
FARK Pub: A wholly-owned subsidiary of The Daily Mail.
2013-06-29 11:50:46 PM  
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