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(WOWT Omaha)   Man rubs one out while reporting to police how he saw someone get rubbed out   ( divider line
    More: Strange, stand-up, Omaha Police, lascivious  
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5236 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jun 2013 at 10:27 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-28 10:28:48 AM  
Well, now. That's an interesting fetish.
2013-06-28 10:30:02 AM  
Sometimes you just have the urge, and you gotta beat the meat.
2013-06-28 10:33:10 AM  
The sick tag must be on vacation.
2013-06-28 10:35:03 AM  

Cold_Sassy: The sick tag must be on vacation.

The sick tag is 400 pounds and undergoing a maggot pedicure a little on down the main page.
2013-06-28 10:35:24 AM  
Neon Noodle!
2013-06-28 10:42:59 AM  
In [former USSR], people arrested by police beat themselves!

/what a country!
2013-06-28 10:46:53 AM  
It was Nebraska,  he was just husking his corn.
2013-06-28 10:47:27 AM  
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2013-06-28 10:51:45 AM  

Fano: Neon Noodle!


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2013-06-28 10:52:58 AM  

degenerate-afro: Fano: Neon Noodle!


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Actually Rubberhead. Oh well, correction failed.
2013-06-28 10:57:02 AM  
Tough break for Hand Job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
2013-06-28 11:35:40 AM  

degenerate-afro: degenerate-afro: Fano: Neon Noodle!


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Actually Rubberhead. Oh well, correction failed.

Thanks, I couldn't remember his name either, but I read the headline with it.
2013-06-28 11:50:26 AM  
Was reporting the murder of a kitten?
2013-06-28 12:12:41 PM  
Aaron Hernandez at it again??
2013-06-28 12:22:57 PM  
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2013-06-28 12:53:18 PM  
I don't always rub one out,

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but when I do I make sure
everyone can watch me.

Stay drunk, my friend.
2013-06-28 01:59:01 PM  
 "Moore allegedly spit toward him. He also allegedly tried hitting an officer, who blocked his attempt."
Any one else have a funny image in their mind's eye.
2013-06-28 02:31:52 PM  
But... what about the murder?
2013-06-28 03:14:01 PM  
It's contagious.
2013-06-28 04:37:29 PM  

/takes all kinds.
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