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(Stuff.co.nz)   If you anticipate needing something to relieve your dry lips in the middle of the night, make sure you stow the Super Glue someplace other than next to your bed   ( stuff.co.nz) divider line
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3678 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jun 2013 at 8:38 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-27 10:44:52 PM  
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2013-06-27 09:40:19 PM  
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Say you got your pina colada on one hand, and a beaker full of hydrochloric acid in the other! You're strolling on the upper deck, somebody says "Hey, look! Captain Skillex is puking over the side!" You forget which is which *drink* *scream*
2013-06-27 09:35:22 PM  
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Earlier this year I grabbed a can of buttery flavored oil spray sitting on the counter by the stove and sprayed the pan.  About that time I smelled lemons.  Turned the can around and it was air freshener.  Compared the cans afterward and they were almost identical in color and labeling.
2013-06-27 08:50:36 PM  
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Gyrfalcon: trappedspirit: Tube, different size, different feel.  Top, different size, different feel.  Smell.  Bullshiat.

You never woke up in the middle of the night and almost put nasal spray in your eyes, didja?

Or numb your lips with a tube of Orajel.
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