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(New York Daily News)   The New York Daily news would like to remind women thinking about participating in the World naked Bike Ride Day festivities this Saturday, that women being topless in NYC is perfectly legal, they repeat, PERFECTLY LEGAL   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2013-06-27 02:18:36 PM  
4 votes:

AllYourFarkAreBelongToMe: If it's legal, than why, {FTA} "The group will also have a stable of volunteers acting as lookouts, giving nude riders a heads up if cops are closing in".

See my Boobies.
2013-06-27 02:16:12 PM  
4 votes:

rogue_L_chick: I got lectured by an older woman yesterday at the gas station about being outside in an "indecent state" so I'm getting a kick. I was on my way to the river and stopped for gas wearing shorts and a swimsuit top. She kept me there for 15 minutes telling me that no man will marry me if I continue to "show it all off". I told her my wedding ring was at home, because I don't want to risk losing it n the water, but thanks for the concern.

Why in the world would anyone care that the girls are getting some sun??
I figured NY was a bit more progressive than the rural area I was in. :(

You should have pointed out that she was exposing her inner asshole.
2013-06-27 03:00:55 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-06-27 02:42:57 PM  
2 votes:

Sharksfan: From TFA:


There's a lot of bending over in gardening.  I could really get behind this....

Time to break out the Garden Weasel.
2013-06-27 02:15:09 PM  
2 votes:
They tried this in Vermont but all the gals got their boobies caught in the spokes.
2013-06-27 01:59:13 PM  
2 votes:
Most women cyclists are worth looking at naked.  I'm ok with this.  Just keep the japanese guys away from the bikes.  They'll steal, sniff then sell the used seats.
2013-06-27 01:57:20 PM  
2 votes:
But riding with the seat on the bike is required by law.
2013-06-27 04:44:53 PM  
1 vote:

super_grass: Only if the boobs are D-cups or smaller.

/ why yes, Bloomberg jokes do stay fresh forever.

I think the term you wanted was "Only if the jugs are 16oz or smaller."
2013-06-27 04:17:38 PM  
1 vote:

DORMAMU: The Sweater Theory: boobs are always more appealing when they are under wraps. Imagining what they look like is better than seeing what they look like. Of course, while imaging all you want to do is see them but once you do, the magic is gone after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing (if you're lucky) and then they're just another set of boobs.

If, after a few seconds of ogling and squeezing boobs you lose interest, you're really only technically heterosexual. And not by much.
2013-06-27 03:41:33 PM  
1 vote:
I bet those biatches don't even stop at the stop signs.
2013-06-27 03:07:38 PM  
1 vote:

Sharksfan: willfullyobscure: Outdoor Co-Ed Topless Pulp Fiction Appreciation Society

Thing is - when you see attractive women topless doing normal stuff it's not sexy.

It's more like appreciating art - but not an immediate turn on.

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2013-06-27 02:50:52 PM  
1 vote:

cig-mkr: Topless for women should be legal everywhere men can go shirtless.

With the exception that their nipples cannot touch their belly button
2013-06-27 02:29:55 PM  
1 vote:
"City law allows women to go topless - but going bottomless is frowned upon (at least by the men in blue). "

the nevernudes?

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2013-06-27 02:13:03 PM  
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2013-06-27 02:08:52 PM  
1 vote:
Only if the boobs are D-cups or smaller.

/ why yes, Bloomberg jokes do stay fresh forever.
2013-06-27 01:57:04 PM  
1 vote:
Video feed?
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