Walker: doosh: You don't really know mosquito pain until you've been to the Alaskan/Northern Canadian outback. First time I saw a cloud of them I literally ran away.THIS!!!I was in Alaska once and two mosquitoes tried to carry me off. They almost succeeded!
Where wolf: Yeah, welcome to the South. Take some Off and quit whining./get the Super Deep Woods kind, it's like 40% DEET.//Less than that in the Swamps in GA and AL and the mosquitos just think you're "marinated"
HairBolus: Why are they attacking the "stupid states"?
Rhypskallion: If the darned things land in the right spot, a muscle flex will force too much blood into them, and they will pop/explode/burst.
keden7: [www.okmagazine.com image 500x385]\obligatory.
neongoats: I love how it has "invaded 26 states" but they can't be assed to list the states, or even link a list of the states. Another trip to google to fill in the blanks in another almost useless blognews article.Subby should be fisted in the genitals. And then set upon by tiger mosquitoes. Presuming they are in his state. Which we can't farking find out from the article.
doosh: You don't really know mosquito pain until you've been to the Alaskan/Northern Canadian outback. First time I saw a cloud of them I literally ran away.
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