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(CBC)   The death cart was told move along as Mandela's condition improved overnight from critical to "I'll die when I am good and ready biatches"   ( cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Interesting, Nelson Mandela, President Jacob Zuma, Congress of Paraguay, Mozambique, respiratory tract infections, U.S. President Barack Obama, Tata  
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2013-06-27 01:08:48 PM  
2013-06-27 01:08:57 PM  
Bring out yer DEAD!  <clank>
Bring out yer DEAD!  <clank>

/not even remotely obscure!
2013-06-27 01:10:15 PM  

vbob: CLANG!!!

I never was one for the subtle route...
2013-06-27 01:11:57 PM  
"...I think I'll go for a walk..."
2013-06-27 01:13:23 PM  
Considering how much in the past month his family members, members of ANC and just general world public saying, "let him go in peace" and "good byyyyyeeeeee!" -- it almost seems as though some folks just want him to die. Soon.
I so much want the guy to recover and live to 120 years old, while saying, "up yours beeeeatches!"
2013-06-27 01:15:12 PM  

greighwolf: "...I think I'll go for a walk..."

" I feel happy. I feel happy.  "

2013-06-27 01:24:31 PM  

greighwolf: "...I think I'll go for a walk..."

'You're not fooling anyone.  You'll be stone dead in a minute.'
2013-06-27 01:33:21 PM  
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"Are ya ready?"
"...yeah, I'm ready."
2013-06-27 02:10:46 PM  
"It's the king."
"How do you know that?"
"Because he hasn't got shiat all over him."
And /scene
2013-06-27 02:17:28 PM  
I don't want to go on the cart!
2013-06-27 02:51:59 PM  
He was pronounced dead then moved to a better Hospital across town where he was upgraded to stable.
2013-06-27 04:21:12 PM  
Why do I think of Morgan Freeman's voice when I read about Mandela?
2013-06-28 03:08:30 AM  
Move him in with Zsa Zsa and then they can have a new reality show called Big Brother:  Death Rattle Stand Off.
2013-06-28 06:45:57 PM  
Oh, don't be such a baby...
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