MutantMotherMouse: Found one on our deck last week. I promptly locked the door and turned off all the lights. You can never be too cautious when dealing with 'coons.
washington-babylon: Eh, he was just pissed the kid took his Gideon's Bible.
gizmokid18: More like what kind of self entitled ass-hat worries about what somebody names their child?
gizmokid18: My friend and his wife just named their new daughter Piper.
Wellon Dowd: Fapping is hard.
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