Donnchadha: Somebody superglued a jar of rats to his face then blowtorched the other end so the rats would have to eat their way out through his face?
Rapmaster2000: Not exactly. I assumed he'd be the one driving.BTW, if you haven't seen the video, this reckless no-goodnik gives reckless no-goodniks a bad name.
KrispyKritter: industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?
lack of warmth: Freak accident falling off a library step stool?
QueenMamaBee: Slipped on a banana peel and fell into molten lava?
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Was he ghost ridin' tha whip, yo?/YOLO
lack of warmth: KrispyKritter: industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?Kinky/especially if it was the Vatican's toilet
Bob Down: Nobody ever cares about homeless people.
ukexpat: lack of warmth: KrispyKritter: industrial high pressure toilet back flow prevention valve failure?Kinky/especially if it was the Vatican's toiletDoes the Vatican have toilets? I thought it relied on immaculate evacuation.
Euk: *He tried to take on Takumi on Mt. Akina?*Obscure anime reference.
Linux_Yes: it was a blow out.
Crewmannumber6: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Was he ghost ridin' tha whip, yo?/YOLOIf you only live once, shouldn't you take better care of yourself?
SmithHiller: He should have signed up for overdrift protection
Sin_City_Superhero: Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BWM?A: With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.
Maud Dib: Hopefully, he died as he lived...with his head firmly planted in his anus.
WorkingInParadise: He went against a Sicilian when death was on the line?
agsfark: I'm just glad to see such an awesome car die.Miss my E34
The My Little Pony Killer: A dumbass died doing a dumbass thing, and not a fark was given.
Teaser: That drift video was absolutely insane. And, since his plate was clearly visible, how was he not arrested?
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