thisdaydreamer: Please. There is a weirder dog winning the ugliest dog contest every year but this year. Far weirder. This one just kind of whines.And, yeah. This year's "ugliest dog" isn't even ugly. Not even so ugly he's cute, just cute. The winner from any other year would give this little twerp nightmares for life.
nekom: My grandmother had a dog almost exactly like that. Several over the years, really. She was on the board of directors for the local SPCA and would often adopt the shall we say `unadoptable' pets like that. Even without teeth, she'd cut it up ham and such. Damn thing did bond with her, but hated and would bite (gum rather) ANYONE else. It made it to its 20th birthday at least.
Arn_Dee: That thing should be put down.
xanadian: Didn't they have videos of this dog on The Soup or something a year or so ago?
nekom: Diogenes:I was going to say I bet it would be very affectionate given the right attention.They can be, but they seem to have memories. My theory on grandma's dog and why it liked her and ONLY her is probably that he was abused by a previous male owner, and associated men with his abuser, and her as his savior. Wouldn't recommend a dog like that for a family with small children, but to the right caring owner they can still have a very good life and give lots of love.
ecmoRandomNumbers: Read the description of the video. It's sad.
nekom: Diogenes:I was going to say I bet it would be very affectionate given the right attention.They can be, but they seem to have memories. My theory on grandma's dog and why it liked her and ONLY her is probably that he was abused by a previous male owner, and associated men with his abuser, and her as his savior.
Danack: ecmoRandomNumbers: Read the description of the video. It's sad.It's sad, but the Jazz version is cool.
RatMaster999: Sounded like a Japanese porn starlet...
Perlin Noise: ecmoRandomNumbers: Read the description of the video. It's sad.I used to have a rescue dog that was in a bad situation. He was a super tiny Chihuahua. He had only a few teeth and half of his jaw was detached. He had two ribs that were just floating. The poor little guy was terribly treated and beaten up by the other dogs where he came from. Obviously the shiathead previous owners did not care.He was the most gentle dog in the world and we sometimes had to help him get around.He had one thing going for him though. An ENORMOUS SCHLONG. No kidding. it was half the size of his body. I know that sounds like bs but its true. It went half way up his chest to where his front legs were. Just massive and flapping around. He would roll over on his back all the time just to make sure you saw its glory.We loved him dearly. Eventually he had a really hard time just getting around and eating so I had to put him to sleep :(man ..now I am tearing up.
Bruxellensis: the reason why her tongue keeps coming out of her mouth is because her teeth are gone do to no dental care
zabadu: Sorry, but my chihuahua's schlong could beat yours. Huge. Very huge.
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