Great Porn Dragon: Uh...waterbeds for dairy cattle have been a thing for some time, actually (especially among smaller farms explicitly working towards better animal welfare); the cows are more comfy and produce better milk. (Same reason they have the "cow carwash" things for dairy cattle to rub against and wash themselves, and same reason why a number of dairy farms now have "cow comes in when it wants to for milking" and RFID ear tags to identify the Bessie in question. Happy and comfy cows do in general tend to give better milk.)
blottoman: OK, is there a limit?Throw 'em in zero gravity, attach electrodes to there brains... must have milk!
somedude210: Elweasel: Click Clack MOOOOOOOO[img.fark.net image 721x940]My sister loves that series of books. I imagine her daughter will too/those are pretty hilarious books
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