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(CF News 13)   Grease-covered burglar gets stuck in convenience store window trying to escape, tells responding officer he has to poop   ( divider line
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2223 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Jun 2013 at 9:46 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-22 09:53:58 PM  
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was he deaf?
2013-06-22 10:10:28 PM  
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I've been called a greasy thug, too.  It never stops hurting!
2013-06-22 11:15:53 PM  
According to deputies,Chad Winslow broke into Sam's Discount Food Store, on the 2600 block of Apopka Boulevard, by sliding through a grease trap on the store's roof.

GIS "grease trap" and you will find exactly none of them have a rooftop application.

There are "grease hoods" but those are just a device mounted on a vent.
2013-06-22 11:17:06 PM  
Did he twitter it?
2013-06-23 12:25:16 AM  
2013-06-23 12:26:20 AM  
2013-06-23 01:01:16 AM  
Cop" "So, go ahead."
2013-06-23 01:02:07 AM  
If only he had "pooped" before hand...He may have squeezed through.
2013-06-23 07:54:04 AM  
Nothing worse than being stuck between bars and having to poop. Sounds like the cop didn't let him go. Sad when that happens.
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