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(Stuff.co.nz)   Christian school releases pamphlet with 101 things students can do instead of having sex, such as blowing bubbles. Bubbles said to be thrilled   ( stuff.co.nz) divider line
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2013-06-22 05:53:35 PM  
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2013-06-22 06:46:03 PM  
4 votes:
*Blow bubbles in the park* I'm sure Bubbles is a nice guy but go blow him in a no-tell motel like everybody else does

*Pretend you're six again* Too old

*Look at clouds and see what you can make them into* Penises, penises as far as they eye can see

*Surprise your parents by cleaning the house* Then play with mom's dildo you found

*Have a water fight* Who doesn't love a squirter?

*Go fruit picking* You're not supposed to bully the queers

*Go to Macca's in formals* Then get naked and have sex once you're inside

*Make lunch for the elderly* Granny ain't getting lunch without blowing me first

*Share a drink with two straws* Which leads to kissing which leads to farking

*Visit the RSPCA* Watch the doggies have sex

*Have a burping contest* Mrs. Smurf's belching turns me on.  Oh yeah.  We're farked up
2013-06-22 05:37:04 PM  
4 votes:
So, once we do all 101, then we can have sex?

Right, gimme a pen, I'ma cross of "burping contest" right now.
2013-06-22 05:34:51 PM  
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2013-06-22 04:30:30 PM  
4 votes:
It worked for Michael Jackson

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2013-06-22 03:57:50 PM  
4 votes:
*Pretend you're six again

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2013-06-22 05:35:46 PM  
3 votes:
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God this place makes me frisky!

2013-06-22 10:04:45 PM  
2 votes:
My wife and I did the pretend we were six thing.  I called my dad and asked for some G.I. Joes and Transformers.
2013-06-22 06:17:10 PM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: I am Bubbles.

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No, I am Bubbles.
2013-06-22 05:49:50 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-06-22 05:21:37 PM  
2 votes:
Look at clouds and see what you can make them into

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2013-06-22 08:27:58 PM  
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2013-06-22 08:15:14 PM  
1 vote:

No Such Agency: This isn't totally the stupidest thing ever... Assuming that kids are just having sex because they're bored and have nothing better to do. And that happens. Some towns are farking DEAD. Literally nothing of any interest to do.

Things I Did With A Boyfriend Before I Was Married
1. Rebuilding the engine of a station wagon, then farking in the back.
2. Driving to a different state for a concert, then farking in the parking lot while we waited for traffic to die down after.
3. Taking friends' children to an amusement park, then farking wildly after we returned them because contraception FTW.
4. Going to the college library and farking in the Russian Literature section.
5. Designing and building several pieces of furniture, including three choice maple pieces exclusively for farking.
6. Starting a small business in our spare time and dedicating every cent of the profits to sex toys, for farking.
7. Conducting a scientific survey of flavored condoms for Blowjob Week, because even the best of us ladies does menstruate.
8. Beating StarCraft and Diablo II together.
9. Making a marauder's map of our entire college campus with various hidden and stealthy sites for farking, with comprehensive ratings.

Super-religious people must either not be farking at all correctly, or else they have no idea how much it would suck to marry someone who wanted different things from farking than you did and was unwilling to learn or practice. It's like going into business together. You have to have a proven history of working well together, cooperating, taking on new challenges and bringing new skills to the table for constant innovation, as well as the ability to create efficiency and quality improvements. No matter how good it is, it can always be better! (Trust me, single Farkettes; engineers are definitely worth the extra effort.)

I think we're much happier as a married couple because we farked each other brainless when dating, experimented in a manner so diverse as to make Rule Thirty-Four blush like a church lady and continue to enjoy one another more than anything else. Gomez and Morticia Addams were the happiest couple on TV for a reason, y'know.
2013-06-22 07:32:07 PM  
1 vote:
You called?
2013-06-22 07:20:58 PM  
1 vote:
Bubbles is thrilled and all, but (s)he'd prefer to give the blowjob....

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2013-06-22 06:51:20 PM  
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2013-06-22 06:06:48 PM  
1 vote:
The urge to engage in burping contests is driven by an incredibly powerful instinct, and efforts to supersede or redirect it are destined to meet with futility.
2013-06-22 06:05:02 PM  
1 vote:

nitroglycerine: Wow...20 posts before Bubs shows up. Fark, I am disappoint.

Either you can't count or I'm guessing you're very very liberal in your usage of the ignore button :P
2013-06-22 06:04:36 PM  
1 vote:

This isn't totally the stupidest thing ever...  Assuming that kids are just having sex because they're bored and have nothing better to do.  And that happens.  Some towns are farking DEAD.  Literally nothing of any interest to do.


In reality, most teenagers are not going to pass up sex for any of this stuff.  But don't let that stop you herping the derp, Christianity.
2013-06-22 06:04:22 PM  
1 vote:
Do you remember blowing bubbles as a kid? Well he's out of prison and he wants to talk to you.
2013-06-22 06:03:28 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-22 05:54:27 PM  
1 vote:
what about oral or anal sex?
2013-06-22 05:54:15 PM  
1 vote:
If you have had sex, and you think having sex is easily replaceable by blowing bubbles or having a burping contest you really need to find someone who is actually GOOD at having sex, because it's really not even close to being as overrated as you make it out to be.
2013-06-22 05:52:20 PM  
1 vote:
*Share a drink with two straws

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2013-06-22 05:51:09 PM  
1 vote:
Wow...20 posts before Bubs shows up. Fark, I am disappoint.
2013-06-22 05:49:57 PM  
1 vote:
Burping Contest vs. Sex?

2013-06-22 05:49:16 PM  
1 vote:
Oral and anal aren't really sexual intercourse, now, are they?
2013-06-22 05:46:55 PM  
1 vote:
Just do Mormon soaking like normal people.
2013-06-22 05:46:53 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-22 05:43:24 PM  
1 vote:
ummm, why not have a burping contest DURING sex? Hell, that would be fun and funny! Ya know, gross-out humor brings people together ;)
2013-06-22 05:42:57 PM  
1 vote:
You know what's more fun than doing all those things? ....doing them naked.
2013-06-22 05:41:30 PM  
1 vote:
Did the list include counting to potato
2013-06-22 05:40:45 PM  
1 vote:
"Pretend you're 6 again?"

...that's not creepy or anything.

But it really does make it sound like a priest wrote that list.
2013-06-22 05:36:14 PM  
1 vote:
That's awesome, I have 101 things I do instead of blaming/thanking an invisible sky wizard.
2013-06-22 04:27:04 PM  
1 vote:
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