Cold_Sassy: doubled99: Very well trained!Well you have to give the cops credit for not getting all whiny about it or shooting the monkey.
CygnusDarius: ReapTheChaos: Typical cop over dramatizing the situation. Couldn't just say the monkey scratched/bit his hand, nope he was ATTACKED!!This is the same shiat as cops charging someone with resisting arrest because they asked why they were being arrested instead of immediately assuming the position.Well, monkeys can rip people's face off.
Bit'O'Gristle: Wow, must be nice. Back in the day when i was an officer, we had to use something called a ...wait for it....pen and paper to write tickets. And no robocop gear on your head either, just your hat. No dash cam either. That being said, the haters here can suck it long and deep. Yes, the department gets a small cut of each ticket for operational costs and new equipment. That does not mean that we wrote tickets to get more cash. In fact, i was never told that "you're not writing enough, or....write x amount per shift.". So, try not speeding then whine because you got a citation, and make up lame ass excuses like "omg..you're just trying to make your quota" derp. Unless you have done the job, you have NO idea what it entails.
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