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(Click On Detroit)   While writing tickets in Texas, police officers should beware of back-seat monkeys. With video   ( clickondetroit.com) divider line
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2013-06-21 02:21:12 PM  
2 votes:
I keep a few in my trunk for warrantless searches.
2013-06-21 12:56:58 PM  
2 votes:
Officer works for the town of Aransas Pass, Texas.

http://www.officer.com/news/10975349/video-monkey-attacks-aransas-pa ss -texas-police-officer

Pop. 8,138 in 2000, 6,067 in 2010.  Median income $34K, 24% poverty rate.

WTF is with all the Robocop gear?
2013-06-21 03:26:58 PM  
1 vote:
Shockingly, "back seat monkey" did not return any porn on the first screen.

/You're letting me down, internet.
2013-06-21 03:02:32 PM  
1 vote:
Back seat monkeys sounds like a term Paula Dean would use.
2013-06-21 02:45:23 PM  
1 vote:
Texas?  The guy is lucky the officer didn't shoot the monkey, the driver, the truck, and a couple scrub trees.
2013-06-21 02:44:01 PM  
1 vote:
Wow, must be nice. Back in the day when i was an officer, we had to use something called a ...wait for it....pen and paper to write tickets. And no robocop gear on your head either, just your hat. No dash cam either. That being said, the haters here can suck it long and deep. Yes, the department gets a small cut of each ticket for operational costs and new equipment. That does not mean that we wrote tickets to get more cash. In fact, i was never told that "you're not writing enough, or....write x amount per shift.". So, try not speeding then whine because you got a citation, and make up lame ass excuses like "omg..you're just trying to make your quota" derp. Unless you have done the job, you have NO idea what it entails.
2013-06-21 02:32:40 PM  
1 vote:
Back-seat monkeys? Are those anything like drop bears?
2013-06-21 02:26:40 PM  
1 vote:
We need more monkeys like this. Maybe teach the cops from farming money from the public.  I mean umm writing tickets.
2013-06-21 02:21:45 PM  
1 vote:

doubled99: Very well trained!

Well you have to give the cops credit for not getting all whiny about it or shooting the monkey.
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