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(BBC)   'Alert: your mother has exceeded 30 mph'   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Strange, GPS tracker, GPS, Surrey, dementia patients, Sussex Police, family members, dementia, Chichester  
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2013-06-21 12:46:20 PM  
2 votes:
Your mom exceeding 30 mph.

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2013-06-21 12:45:05 PM  
2 votes:
Yo mama's so heavy she told an inappropriately dour story during the middle of a rather pleasant social event.
2013-06-21 12:44:09 PM  
2 votes:
For my own amusement, I'm going to assume mph=men per hour in this case
2013-06-21 12:57:04 PM  
1 vote:
30 men per hour?  At $5 each she's making a decent amount of scratch.
2013-06-21 12:40:30 PM  
1 vote:
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.

Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo Mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles

Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

Yo Mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
2013-06-21 12:07:51 PM  
1 vote:

Summer Glau's Love Slave: Yo Mama so fat, when she haul a$$ she has to make TWO trips!

/Not in the face.

Yo mama so fat, when she tried to do the moonwalk, she went *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP*
2013-06-21 11:21:21 AM  
1 vote:
Yo Mama so fat, when she haul a$$ she has to make TWO trips!

/Not in the face.
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