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(CNN)   I haven't seen Canadians this wet since last night with your mother, Trebek   ( edition.cnn.com) divider line
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2013-06-21 11:55:13 AM  
2 votes:
+1 on the headline, I literally LOL'ed...HOTY candidate...

Stay safe, you hosers, eh?
2013-06-21 06:17:07 PM  
1 vote:
+1 Subby.

This is just before Stampede too.

Langdon Alger: Calgarians....sounds like an alien race from Star Trek

Well, they are pretty alien to the majority of Canadians.
2013-06-21 05:54:30 PM  
1 vote:
NBC just said Canada flooding. Canada is the 2nd biggest country in the world ya dingbats. Be more specific,
2013-06-21 03:41:55 PM  
1 vote:
I never tire of that skit. Subby is my hero.
2013-06-21 03:03:10 PM  
1 vote:
The water shelf at the local Safeway.
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We're lucky; we're in Signal Hill and high up and away from the flooding. Still, it's really quite heartbreaking seeing the images. Best to my fellow Calgarians and Albertans.
2013-06-21 02:50:29 PM  
1 vote:
Well, off to get supplies.

And by supplies, I mean liquor.

Stay safe, Calgary Farkers.
2013-06-21 01:49:08 PM  
1 vote:

Mr_Ectomy: Yes, CNN, it is only in Calgary. It's not in the southern third of the province at all.

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They might think the entire southern third of the province IS Calgary. Just like how I'm supposed to know whatshisname in Toronto because I'm Canadian and so is he.

Turns out I did know him. We went to university together.

/It's raining again.
2013-06-21 01:45:12 PM  
1 vote:

Aidan: ObscureNameHere: So if Toronto called in the Army to deal with a civic weather issue, does Calgary have to call in the Navy?

Calgary actually has a naval base. Yeah, it was one of those WTF things to me.

0_O ?

Someone should tell the DoD that the 'Inland Sea' was over 65 million years ago.
2013-06-21 12:10:37 PM  
1 vote:
I've taken in a few evacuees here at my place in Killarney.  I have clients in the downtown core that are about to lose power.
2013-06-21 11:13:31 AM  
1 vote:
My family was trying to reach me yesterday on my home phone line and couldn't get through, same with my brother.
The phone system was overloaded for sure.
2013-06-21 10:57:47 AM  
1 vote:
I grew up in High River, so I've seen some flooding in my time, but never like what happened there yesterday.

I live and work in the Northeast of Calgary, so I'm at work right now telling everybody who calls in no one else is really here and that we might not be able to do much in the way of shipping stuff. Right now they're trying to figure out who is open. I don't see a problem though of them delivering to the Foothills Industrial Park if our clients are open.

Most of the employees all live south of the Bow and have been told not to cross the bridges by the City.

Thankfully all my friends and family are currently safe and sound

Stay safe, fellow Calgarians.

/love the headline. I read it with Darrell Hammond's Sean Connery voice in my head.
// was anyone else having issues with phone and SMS last night? My internet was working, I have no landline, but family members who do have landlines were unreachable, and my SMS was hit and miss.
2013-06-21 10:22:48 AM  
1 vote:

SordidEuphemism: Literal guffaw when seeing this headline. +1 indeed.

ya, nice work subby, eh.
2013-06-21 10:21:11 AM  
1 vote:
I'm on the slope of Nose Hill so no flooding here, but I'll be off work today and trying to help out where I can.

Stay high and dry, my fellow Calgarians.
2013-06-21 10:20:03 AM  
1 vote:
Power is out at my house. The neighbourhood next to mine was evacuated as it is in the valley with the power river. My place is 100ft up on the ridge. I'v lived here all my life and I've never seen the Bow flood like this. A couple of clients have lost their home automation systems in the water so I guess I'll be busy for a few months.
Also, a flash flood warning just came over the radio for just outside the city as I type this. It's crazy!
2013-06-21 10:19:19 AM  
1 vote:
As an Ontario douche-bag I will say that Calgary needed a bath anyway.
Toronto could use a scrub as well.
2013-06-21 10:17:54 AM  
1 vote:
Literal guffaw when seeing this headline. +1 indeed.
2013-06-21 10:14:55 AM  
1 vote:
+1 for headline.

But, yah, I'm so glad when I moved here I built on high ground. I remember it was one thing I was looking for when we picked our location.
2013-06-21 10:12:23 AM  
1 vote:
I'll have "Call Girlie Face Flooding" for a thousand.

It's "Calgary Faces Flooding," for one hundred.
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