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(This is Total Essex)   Charity skinny dip canceled over fears it would be a chunky dunk   ( thisistotalessex.co.uk) divider line
    More: Asinine, Teenage Cancer Trust, Chelmsford  
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2013-06-21 10:19:09 AM  
You can tell white lies
And walk away from here
You can tell your side
And never see the clear

And you can tell it all
I'll stop you if you stray
And save you saying something you should never say
And you can spell it out
I'll help you win the day
And I will stop you saying something

i don't think they know!??/
2013-06-21 10:21:03 AM  
So I should hold off on that "masturbate in public to raise awareness of testicular cancer" thing I was planning?
2013-06-21 10:22:55 AM  
The naked stunt was intended to be strictly a family affair with Sam's sister taking tasteful images. . .

Plus, that part's creepy. . . .
2013-06-21 10:30:04 AM  
I know it's insensitive, but I laughed at that headline. +1 submitter
2013-06-21 10:39:00 AM  
Morris dancing!?  The horror, the horror...

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2013-06-21 10:39:54 AM  
Seriously, if nudity is advertised and you go and look anyway, it's your own damned fault if you are offended.

If you don't want to see it, don't go.  If you don't want your kids to see it, don't let them go.

It's 5:30 AM.  Do you know where your kids are (why yes, she's in her bed sleeping).
2013-06-21 11:40:12 AM  
Having your sister take pictures of you nude, even with a hat over your junk, is pretty damn creepy.
2013-06-21 12:04:44 PM  
Go, nude bike racer!
2013-06-21 12:43:10 PM  
Well, honestly, no one wants to see fatties skinny-dipping.
2013-06-21 01:03:10 PM  
"Chunky dunk."

Noted for future reference. Kudos!
2013-06-21 01:06:34 PM  
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/do not see the problem
//having a whale of a good time
2013-06-21 04:41:20 PM  
"But after information about the stunt was leaked to his legion of teenage female fans, Chelmsford City Council issued a stark warning to the 19-year-old to keep his clothes on."

This guy is a genius "No really, it's for charity"
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