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(Gainesville Sun)   There's never really a "good" time to throw a knife at someone, but doing it while a police officer is speaking with your intended target is definitely not recommended   ( gainesville.com) divider line
    More: Florida, police officers, woman arrested, kitchen knife, throwing knife, knife  
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2013-06-20 04:40:14 PM  
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"Ultimately, Brown reached into the basket of her bike and retrieved an item from it"
"entered Brown's apartment at the same address and poured tea and milk on her property"

Sometimes Florida's criminally insane are criminally cute too.
2013-06-20 05:32:01 PM  
1 vote:
Paring knife as a weapon... $200 damage... two grams of weed... wow, they really go all out, don't they?
2013-06-20 04:43:13 PM  
1 vote:

During his investigation, Officer James Alford observed tea and milk all over Brown's couch, laptop, pillows, mattress and bed sheets.The estimated damage to Brown's property is approximately $200.

Mighty fine furnishings there, Rhawnlie.
2013-06-20 04:36:58 PM  
1 vote:
"A search of Hoffner also revealed possession of approximately 2 grams of marijuana."

Well that explains everything.  Stoners are violent.  Almost all domestic violence cases can be traced back to someone smoking the devil weed.
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