theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 500x275]So it's one of these except it's in a cave.Excuse me for a moment while I express my sense of underwhelment....Ok thanks.
ty stick: This is why I bought 5000 one ounce bottles of Jack Daniels and Grey Goose!I'll be trading them for Kansas daughters!
Towermonkey: What's their plan for doo-doo removal?
drhansenej: Idiots and their money separate so easily.
Towermonkey: What's their plan for doo-doo removal? Because I have a vision in my head of the scene from Christmas Vacation where Cousin Eddie is dumping the RV's honey tank.Times 1500.
imtheonlylp: ...and it shall also be known as Fraggle Rock.
maxheck: Kansas underground, eh?Look, when your dog Blood tells you not to follow that biatch Quilla June down there you better listen!/ semi-obscure
gravy chugging cretin.: Came for a Don Johnson reference. Leaving disappointed.
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Jument: The one place I don't want to be on "doomsday" is trapped in a big box with 5000 people. I'll take my chances on the surface, thanks very much.
ElLoco: I seem to remember purchasing some hobbing equipment I won on a bid from there way back when. It was nothing but 'Arc of the Covenant' warehouse crates and boxes, but I still had an armed escort the entire time by two guys who looked like they'd rather be carrying golf bags and cold beers instead of M-16s and Berettas.After insurance appraisals... I found that I'd payed less than a penny on the dollar for over $2million worth of never-used, still in cosmoline equipment. Thank you, government tax dollars.
Harry Freakstorm: Day One:We all went in and the closed the big doors. The bombs came pretty fast. There were a few near hits that shook us but we're safe.Day Three:Someone's RVs' engines keep starting up and running. We tell him to not do this but he's adamant that his engine gets a workout. It's a pretty big diesel. Hope it doesn't over tax the scrubbers. We've locked down the ventilation system. We don't want any radioactive air coming in.Day Fivejejshapn kjpoduikl3 jsposio23mkljdxop ;ql'
Fizpez: Meanwhile you could buy 50 acres someplace so far away from anything worth nuking that it might as well be on another planet - and with that much land and probable timber/water resources you'd actually have some chance of surviving, instead of becoming part of an archaeological dig 10,000 years from now that will have future scientists wondering what the hell the purpose was of buying corpses in large metal containers in a concrete reinforced vault.
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