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(KIRO TV)   Cool: Waking up next to the hot chick you picked up at a bar. Creepy: Waking up next to a drunk guy you didn't meet at a bar   ( divider line
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10147 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jun 2013 at 10:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-20 11:07:58 AM  
5 votes:
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2013-06-20 11:35:28 AM  
4 votes:

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2013-06-20 10:25:11 AM  
4 votes:
"Those aren't pillows!"
2013-06-20 09:55:48 AM  
4 votes:
Smash! Smash! SUH-MASH!
2013-06-20 01:29:48 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-06-20 12:37:26 PM  
3 votes:
I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone...

and not being able to remember their name.

or how you met,

or why they're dead.
2013-06-20 12:50:43 PM  
2 votes:

tylerdurden217: Dollars to cronuts this guy was invited home by Mr Curious, but will now go to jail for a bit because the dude regrets coming out of the closet for a few hours while 3 sheets to the wind.

I think you misunderstood the last sentence of the article.  The man was arrested on burglary charges, not buggery charges.

2013-06-20 10:55:18 AM  
2 votes:
2013-06-20 12:56:25 PM  
1 vote:
Those aren't pillows!

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How 'bout them Bears?
2013-06-20 12:16:51 PM  
1 vote:
That happens to me every night..  *sniff*

/mirror is too close to bed
2013-06-20 12:11:53 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-20 12:00:01 PM  
1 vote:
Waking up next to the the hot chick you met at the bar is not cool.

"And when he woke up in the morning, she was still in his bed! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!!"
"Yeah. Then she wanted to make him eggs! AAAAAHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!
But he said I don't have time, I have a meeting at 12:30
And she said I'll drive you there! AAAAHH!!!
And he said no, no, It's at my office, it's like a half hour commute
And she said I don't mind, it's on the way to my kid's preschool! AAAAHHH! AHHHH! AAHHHH!!!!"
2013-06-20 11:39:14 AM  
1 vote:
Worst: You made a pron movie with Hillary Clinton
2013-06-20 11:37:01 AM  
1 vote:
Or waking up next to this.

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2013-06-20 11:32:37 AM  
1 vote:
So I'm not the only one this crap happens too.
2013-06-20 11:24:27 AM  
1 vote:
Hipster problems.

I'm waiting for Lena Dunham to do an episode on this, complete with daddy issues, awkward attempts at lesbianism, and the obligatory deconstruction of the patriarchy.
2013-06-20 11:19:15 AM  
1 vote:

TomD9938: Just walk it off and dont drink so much next time.

I'd imagine the walk may be sort of bowlegged...
2013-06-20 11:11:44 AM  
1 vote:
Better than this I supposed...

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