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(KIRO TV)   Cool: Waking up next to the hot chick you picked up at a bar. Creepy: Waking up next to a drunk guy you didn't meet at a bar   ( kirotv.com) divider line
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10147 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jun 2013 at 10:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-20 12:39:42 PM  
3 votes:
Dollars to cronuts this guy was invited home by Mr Curious, but will now go to jail for a bit because the dude regrets coming out of the closet for a few hours while 3 sheets to the wind.
2013-06-20 01:10:57 PM  
1 vote:
Uh huh. Sounds like the gay version of next morning regret rape charges. "No officer, never seen him before and I have no idea why he slept with me in my bed last night. I dont remember a thing." = burglary charges.
2013-06-20 12:34:29 PM  
1 vote:

Abuse Liability: DeathCipris: TomD9938: Just walk it off and dont drink so much next time.

I'd imagine the walk may be sort of bowlegged...

Its funny because he's implying he was f'd in the 'A'

$50 says this took place somewhere around Capitol Hill.

2013-06-20 12:00:01 PM  
1 vote:
Waking up next to the the hot chick you met at the bar is not cool.

"And when he woke up in the morning, she was still in his bed! AAAAAAHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!!!"
"Yeah. Then she wanted to make him eggs! AAAAAHHHH!!!! AHHHH!!!
But he said I don't have time, I have a meeting at 12:30
And she said I'll drive you there! AAAAHH!!!
And he said no, no, It's at my office, it's like a half hour commute
And she said I don't mind, it's on the way to my kid's preschool! AAAAHHH! AHHHH! AAHHHH!!!!"
2013-06-20 11:33:29 AM  
1 vote:
Wow musta been a really bad lay to call the cops.
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