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(Western Gazette (UK))   Woman burns stepladder in act of revenge after it stabs her. That'll teach it   ( westerngazette.co.uk) divider line
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2013-06-20 09:56:39 AM  
3 votes:
I can't be the only one who has committed acts of violence upon inanimate objects that scorned me.
2013-06-20 09:43:19 AM  
3 votes:
Who among us hasn't hit their head on an open cabinet door and slammed it closed in fury?
2013-06-20 11:38:57 AM  
2 votes:
I can totally see where she's coming from. I find it is conducive to proper yard equipment operation to periodically make an example of one piece of equipment for the others, just so they know what happens if they don't cooperate. Weed whackers are typically the most unruly of my machines so every few years one is violently dismantled in front of the others. As a result, the lawn mower, chain saw, and leaf blower have worked flawlessly for years and my car always starts.
2013-06-20 10:51:08 AM  
1 vote:

kvinesknows: ya know.. there is a reason MODERN stepladders have a note saying DONT STEP ON TOP STEP.

Or she stepped on that little shelf designed to hold a paint can.  Darwin shoots and doesn't score.
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