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(Reuters)   Caption Obama's sweet, sweet words to Angela Merkel   ( divider line
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2013-06-19 03:54:59 PM  
14 votes:
"Mrs. Merkel, tear down those panties."
2013-06-19 03:47:32 PM  
11 votes:
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"Bitte, baby...."
2013-06-19 11:26:23 AM  
7 votes:
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
2013-06-19 04:05:01 PM  
6 votes:
So, I heard you were Googling "black cocks" yesterday...
2013-06-19 10:14:18 AM  
6 votes:
"Baby, how about a shoulder rub"
2013-06-19 03:50:11 PM  
5 votes:
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
/ NOW with oblig VOTING!!!
//I didn't want to be left out.
2013-06-19 03:48:44 PM  
5 votes:
It's twue!  It's twue!
2013-06-19 10:37:00 AM  
5 votes:

HighOnCraic: "I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking my arm."

2013-06-19 10:25:35 AM  
5 votes:
"So I heard you talking on the phone last night..."
2013-06-19 04:43:50 PM  
4 votes:
"Yeah, you heard me.  Qualitative Pleasing."
2013-06-19 04:14:10 PM  
4 votes:
What starts with a B, ends with a J, and has
come down in price 75% in Germany?
2013-06-19 03:59:05 PM  
4 votes:
So I am assuming you are post op..
2013-06-19 03:56:46 PM  
4 votes:
Ich bin ein Fartbongo
2013-06-19 03:51:42 PM  
4 votes:
"Merkel..isn't that like a wig for 'down there'?"
2013-06-19 05:22:19 PM  
3 votes:
Excuse me, while I whip this out.

2013-06-19 04:10:19 PM  
3 votes:
"Ich bin ein Musliner."
2013-06-19 04:08:48 PM  
3 votes:
"Got any Irish in you?"


"Want some?"
2013-06-19 11:04:37 AM  
3 votes:
"If you think that's an O Face, wait until I'm done with you."
2013-06-19 10:32:23 AM  
3 votes:
"Baby, I'll violate your privacy allllllll night..."
2013-06-19 10:19:33 AM  
3 votes:
"I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking my arm."
2013-06-19 04:26:55 PM  
2 votes:
"I hate these so-called teabaggers. What a bunch of idiots. I'm ashamed to be white. You should drone the fark out of them"

"Actually, I love them. They got me elected and re-elected."
2013-06-19 04:19:42 PM  
2 votes:
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"You must have been something before electricity, want to make $14 the hard way?"
2013-06-19 04:13:19 PM  
2 votes:
My wife said yes to the threesome.
2013-06-19 04:06:53 PM  
2 votes:
"Badder-Meinhoff? I barely knew her."
2013-06-19 03:58:42 PM  
2 votes:
You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
2013-06-19 03:58:14 PM  
2 votes:
"Eight INCHES - not centimeters! Who the f**k uses metric?"
2013-06-19 03:52:39 PM  
2 votes:
"You may want 8 inches, babe, but i ain't cuttin' it in half for no one."
2013-06-19 03:52:12 PM  
2 votes:
"Why is your hand sticky, President Obama"?

"I just rubbed one off a few minutes ago, while thinking of you"

"Oh.. OH... OH MY... OHHH"
2013-06-19 02:49:01 PM  
2 votes:
Baby please, I am *not* from Havana.

/Rounding out the Blazing Saddles quotes.
2013-06-19 01:04:21 PM  
2 votes:
Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!
2013-06-19 06:14:13 PM  
1 vote:
"The rumors are true."
2013-06-19 05:03:34 PM  
1 vote:
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"It works every time"
2013-06-19 04:45:52 PM  
1 vote:
Merkel: "AH-CHOO"

Obama: "Goes in tight."
2013-06-19 04:44:29 PM  
1 vote:
"Everyday I'm trufflin."

2013-06-19 04:41:41 PM  
1 vote:
"Schwarzeneggar, please."
2013-06-19 04:34:17 PM  
1 vote:

Walter Paisley: So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar...

I'll modify this:

"So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar... Pardon? Oh, you've heard this one before."
2013-06-19 04:27:58 PM  
1 vote:
What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
2013-06-19 04:27:54 PM  
1 vote:
Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.
2013-06-19 04:25:36 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-19 04:21:02 PM  
1 vote:
"No, I said ETHEL. Not Fred.  You look just like Ethel."
2013-06-19 04:13:24 PM  
1 vote:

DjangoStonereaver: (Reposted with Voting on)

"Bitte, baby...."

Let go my arm ...
2013-06-19 04:11:33 PM  
1 vote:
"First the handshake, then the creepy neck massage"
2013-06-19 04:05:44 PM  
1 vote:
"The US is a joke, Mr Obama"

"Where are you going? Hold on a sec, biatch. You go drag Boehner and McConnell up and down in Berlin for 5 years and see how things turn out for you."
2013-06-19 04:03:51 PM  
1 vote:
"So, your Brandenburg Gate. Do I have to stop for inspection or can I just drive right through?"
2013-06-19 04:02:46 PM  
1 vote:
This is America. You come to us with your hand outstretched and we grab your wrist and stare you DOWN.
2013-06-19 04:00:20 PM  
1 vote:
"I've got an Oktoberfest in my Lederhosen."
2013-06-19 03:58:17 PM  
1 vote:
"So, my Teutonic Titwillow, would you like to ride the 'O' train later?"
2013-06-19 03:57:51 PM  
1 vote:
So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar...
2013-06-19 03:56:01 PM  
1 vote:
Arbeit macht frei, baby.
2013-06-19 03:51:10 PM  
1 vote:
Once you go schwarz, they won't hear your farts.
2013-06-19 03:50:49 PM  
1 vote:
Like a Pringle's can
2013-06-19 03:50:47 PM  
1 vote:
Want to see the big dipper tonight?
2013-06-19 03:49:07 PM  
1 vote:

Heathen: "have you ever seen a crisp, $50 bill?"

now with more vitamin V!!!
2013-06-19 03:49:04 PM  
1 vote:
12 inches
2013-06-19 03:48:15 PM  
1 vote:
"have you ever seen a crisp, $50 bill?"
2013-06-19 03:47:40 PM  
1 vote:
You know what they say, "Cold hands, Hot Johnson".
2013-06-19 10:28:22 AM  
1 vote:
Mögen Sie dunklem Fleisch?
2013-06-19 10:09:03 AM  
1 vote:
"Have you ever had a black your back door?"  *strains of Barry White*
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