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(Reuters)   Caption Obama's sweet, sweet words to Angela Merkel   ( s1.reutersmedia.net) divider line
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2013-06-19 10:09:03 AM  
"Have you ever had a black man...at your back door?"  *strains of Barry White*
2013-06-19 10:14:18 AM  
"Baby, how about a shoulder rub"
2013-06-19 10:19:33 AM  
"I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking my arm."
2013-06-19 10:25:35 AM  
"So I heard you talking on the phone last night..."
2013-06-19 10:28:22 AM  
Mögen Sie dunklem Fleisch?
2013-06-19 10:32:23 AM  
"Baby, I'll violate your privacy allllllll night..."
2013-06-19 10:37:00 AM  

HighOnCraic: "I hate to disappoint you, ma'am, but you're sucking my arm."

2013-06-19 11:04:37 AM  
"If you think that's an O Face, wait until I'm done with you."
2013-06-19 11:26:23 AM  
Tell me, schatze, is it twue what they say about the way you people are... gifted?
2013-06-19 01:04:21 PM  
Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!
2013-06-19 02:49:01 PM  
Baby please, I am *not* from Havana.

/Rounding out the Blazing Saddles quotes.
2013-06-19 03:45:30 PM  
My predecessor gave you a backrub.  Now how about a frontrub?
2013-06-19 03:47:32 PM  
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"Bitte, baby...."
2013-06-19 03:47:40 PM  
You know what they say, "Cold hands, Hot Johnson".
2013-06-19 03:47:55 PM  
12 inches.
2013-06-19 03:48:15 PM  
"have you ever seen a crisp, $50 bill?"
2013-06-19 03:48:15 PM  
"Seriously, anyone woman I want. It's on the books and everything, they snuck it in as a footnote on the Louisiana Purchase treaty."
2013-06-19 03:48:44 PM  
It's twue!  It's twue!
2013-06-19 03:49:04 PM  
12 inches
2013-06-19 03:49:07 PM  

Heathen: "have you ever seen a crisp, $50 bill?"

now with more vitamin V!!!
2013-06-19 03:50:11 PM  
"I want to tongue punch your fart box"
/ NOW with oblig VOTING!!!
//I didn't want to be left out.
2013-06-19 03:50:43 PM  
"I'm wearing 'hosen'... with no 'leder'."
2013-06-19 03:50:47 PM  
Want to see the big dipper tonight?
2013-06-19 03:50:49 PM  
Like a Pringle's can
2013-06-19 03:51:10 PM  
Once you go schwarz, they won't hear your farts.
2013-06-19 03:51:33 PM  
Like a Pringle's can

/Now with voting
2013-06-19 03:51:42 PM  
"Merkel..isn't that like a wig for 'down there'?"
2013-06-19 03:51:57 PM  
Schatz, Arbeitslose bringen mich runter
2013-06-19 03:52:12 PM  
"Why is your hand sticky, President Obama"?

"I just rubbed one off a few minutes ago, while thinking of you"

"Oh.. OH... OH MY... OHHH"
2013-06-19 03:52:39 PM  
"You may want 8 inches, babe, but i ain't cuttin' it in half for no one."
2013-06-19 03:53:40 PM  
Mmmmmm, white woman!
2013-06-19 03:54:09 PM  
2013-06-19 03:54:17 PM  

HighOnCraic: Mögen Sie dunklem Fleisch?

Es ist woohr! Es ist woohr!
2013-06-19 03:54:21 PM  
Wanna see Checkpoint Charlie?
2013-06-19 03:54:59 PM  
"Mrs. Merkel, tear down those panties."
2013-06-19 03:55:48 PM  
Baby, let's prove Berlusconi wrong.
2013-06-19 03:56:01 PM  
Arbeit macht frei, baby.
2013-06-19 03:56:11 PM  
Would you like to see Checkpoint Charlie?
2013-06-19 03:56:44 PM  
Gunter glieben glauchen globen
2013-06-19 03:56:46 PM  
Ich bin ein Fartbongo
2013-06-19 03:57:51 PM  
So Vladimir Putin, Silvio Berlusconi, and George W. Bush walk into a bar...
2013-06-19 03:58:14 PM  
"Eight INCHES - not centimeters! Who the f**k uses metric?"
2013-06-19 03:58:17 PM  
"Putin tells me you got a burndl in your dirndl."
2013-06-19 03:58:17 PM  
"So, my Teutonic Titwillow, would you like to ride the 'O' train later?"
2013-06-19 03:58:42 PM  
You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand.
2013-06-19 03:59:05 PM  
So I am assuming you are post op..
2013-06-19 04:00:20 PM  
"I've got an Oktoberfest in my Lederhosen."
2013-06-19 04:02:46 PM  
This is America. You come to us with your hand outstretched and we grab your wrist and stare you DOWN.
2013-06-19 04:03:51 PM  
"So, your Brandenburg Gate. Do I have to stop for inspection or can I just drive right through?"
2013-06-19 04:05:01 PM  
So, I heard you were Googling "black cocks" yesterday...
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