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(KHOU Houston)   "And I have never in my life smelled anything like what we've been smelling here the last three weeks," exclaimed one man describing the use of human waste as fertilizer   ( khou.com) divider line
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2013-06-19 10:28:05 AM  
8 votes:
Great. So now I have to worry about finding peanuts in my corn and wondering how it got there.
2013-06-19 10:41:00 AM  
6 votes:
That article featured improper use of colons.
2013-06-19 10:41:58 AM  
4 votes:


Soylent Green is PEOPLE! POOPLE!
2013-06-19 09:11:57 AM  
4 votes:
"except, of course, when i pooped this morning", he added
2013-06-19 10:36:06 AM  
3 votes:
So it's eat shiat and die time.
2013-06-19 11:04:33 AM  
2 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Wow, not a lot of the typical crappy jokes in here...

/I am disappoint.

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2013-06-19 10:37:42 AM  
2 votes:


never been near a pig farm, eh?

Be wary of any man who owns a pig farm.

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2013-06-19 10:32:29 AM  
2 votes:
Ewwwwww.  Cow poop is fine.  Because can't eat BW3's the night before and drink a 12 pack of heinekin.

If they could, I probably wouldn't be comfortable using their poop as fertilizer.  Or eating them.  Or really doing anything but partying with them.
2013-06-19 10:28:48 AM  
2 votes:
"And I have never in my life smelled anything like what we've been smelling here the last three weeks"

Can't I take one goddamn vacation without the natives getting their sh*t in a knot?
Relax! I'm heading home tomorrow!
2013-06-19 10:24:50 AM  
2 votes:
I don't want human poop fertilizing my food. Animal poop is fine though. Wait, what?
2013-06-19 10:58:24 AM  
1 vote:
I made "shiaty" tomatoes once.  I had some sewer issues at home and it kept backing up.  I would have to open the drain next to the house to "relieve" the pressure.  I finally had some guys come out and check...my line from the house to my septic was cracked.  they replaced.  A few months later next to the house, and sewer drain...small tomato plants sprung up!!   I let them grow and the tomatoes where HUGE!  And tasty.  My niece vowed to never eat veggies at my house.
2013-06-19 09:58:46 AM  
1 vote:
Is it like the whole town ate Taco Bell?
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