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(Washington Post)   Indian court solves premarital sex issue, rules any couple sleeping together is married. Next up? Bigamy   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2013-06-18 08:23:51 PM  
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plushpuppy: Ive been married many. many times.

Your right hand doesn't count.
2013-06-18 08:12:12 PM  
2 votes:
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What if you just have suprise sex on a bus, with multiple guys? Married then? Maybe that's how they roll in Kerala.
2013-06-18 07:55:15 PM  
2 votes:
Yes, and it's big of me too. It's big of all of us! Let's be big for a change! I'm sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody. Not even your grandfather. Think of the honeymoon, strictly private. I wouldn't let another woman in on this. Well maybe one or two, but no men. I may not go myself.
2013-06-18 07:19:13 PM  
2 votes:
Ive been married many. many times.
2013-06-18 07:05:16 PM  
2 votes:
Two guys sleeping together = automatically married! India is so progressive.
2013-06-18 06:40:39 PM  
2 votes:
So does this make a serial rapist a polygamist?
2013-06-18 08:21:42 PM  
1 vote:

namegoeshere: So when a married couple stops having sex with each other, are they divorced?

2013-06-18 08:20:49 PM  
1 vote:
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Grab a man, while you can

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2013-06-18 07:37:39 PM  
1 vote:
Am I the only one here who doesn't think a couple has to have sex to love each other?
2013-06-18 07:25:59 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: Two guys sleeping together = automatically married! India is so progressive.

I guess by India's standard I am gay married then, I guess I should look her up and let her know :/
/Strange days indeed
2013-06-18 07:17:42 PM  
1 vote:

OgreMagi: It seems to me the judge ruled in a manner similar to many states in the U.S.  If you live together as husband and wife, then you are married.  The ceremony is merely a social convention and not a requirement.  See "Common Law Marriage".

My first thought reading the article was "how was their relationship any different than a common law marriage"?  But that court really opened itself up to abuse by failing to be realistic in defining such a marriage.

The article linked in the first paragraph of this story was amusing...

<i>"The court further said if necessary either party to a relationship could approach a Family Court for a declaration of marital status by supplying documentary proof for a sexual relationship."</i>

I wonder if the couple has to get it on inside the family court, or if a homemade porno would suffice?
2013-06-18 06:58:36 PM  
1 vote:
Well, it simplifies the one-night stand: "Sorry baby, we can't cuddle and fall asleep after sex because we'll end up married."
2013-06-18 05:42:45 PM  
1 vote:
Indian givers
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