Amphipath: would absolutely destroy the Cronut:
edmo: This is the one thing that convinces me New Yorkers aren't too bright: willingness to stand in line all the time.
give me doughnuts: Dirtybird971: If you pay 100 for a cronut you are a moron and should be shot.If you stand in line for hours to get one, you should be laughed at with great derision.
gweilo8888: It doesn't. They're not. I can claim I have a delivery service for freshly sliced panda ears with a bechamel sauce, and that I have been charging $7,032 to deliver each one. Doesn't make it true, or mean that a single person has used the service.The real explanation is that if you tell a yellow journalist some piece of nonsense like the above, they'll promote your sliced panda ears for you. Or in this case, your croissant-donut hybrid. And I would put money that's what happened here. Not a single person paid a single cent for a single cronut to be delivered. Nine out of ten of you didn't even know what a cronut was yesterday. Now you do.The advertisement worked.
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