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2013-06-18 09:25:19 AM  
7 votes:
Still a better love story than Twilight.
2013-06-18 09:31:55 AM  
3 votes:
Somebody's adding "tired of all the drama" to their OKCupid profile.
2013-06-18 11:42:30 AM  
1 vote:

Relatively Obscure: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: You can be poor and still dress decently. A pair of slacks and a polo wouldn't cost more than DC shoes and a pair of Dickies shorts.

Yeah, that's true.  But I don't know how much one dresses up for a night out with Chick I Met At The KwikyMart.

And, hey, I bet he's glad he didn't bring anything fancier.

Good point, if he'd worn his good clothes he might be out a pair of Jordan's and a TapouT shirt.
2013-06-18 10:26:41 AM  
1 vote:
And this is exactly why I stopped sign ChristianMingle..
2013-06-18 10:20:53 AM  
1 vote:

MayoSlather: Weird, I've always met classy women at convenience stores.

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet women of her stature.

/ good luck in prison
2013-06-18 10:19:02 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: Authorities found nude, bloodied Shaun Paul


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