Gyrfalcon: Hand the cop a joint and say you're with the DEA. At least enjoy your last moment of freedom.
yukichigai: Also it made it difficult for the prosecution to prove that he didn't get drunk AFTER the crash, not before
Marcus Aurelius: Cops hate it when you make them think. It is not an activity that they are accustomed to.
On-Off: yukichigai: Also it made it difficult for the prosecution to prove that he didn't get drunk AFTER the crash, not beforeGood point! I'm gonna put an emergency case of whisky in my car to down while waiting for the cops after a crash.
Billy Bathsalt: "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him... and then we will start apologizing, begging for mercy."This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart." HST
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