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(Great Falls Tribune)   Drunk with a BAC of .277, your neighbor's 2- and 4-year old children in the back seat, and an open can of watermelon Four Loko on the floor at your feet is no way to go through a McDonald's drive-thru, ma'am   ( greatfallstribune.com) divider line
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2013-06-17 08:02:43 PM  
3 votes:
that's a hard 43. eek.
2013-06-18 12:14:07 AM  
1 vote:

T.rex: I had to go to DUI classes a few years back (haven't drunk and drove since, thank you very much), and there were a surprising number of people in the class who got busted in the drive-thru.

There was a fark story 6-8 months ago about cops playing cashier at a Taco Bell drive through after closing time.

Fish in a barrel.
2013-06-17 09:46:49 PM  
1 vote:

FormlessOne: Deathfrogg: Fuggin Bizzy: HexMadroom: that's a hard 43. eek.

Urg. I didn't even notice her age, but yeah. I'll be 40 here later this year, but it's hard to look at her and think "She's about my age." Yikes.

I've run into people I've known since high school lately. My 30th reunion is coming up, and no, I ain't a gonna go. There are some folks, including several of the girls that were the super hotstuf popular kids, and man. They look like they've been through a cement mixer.

Alcohol is a hellava drug. That owman there looks like she's been on a bender since 1985.

I skipped my high school reunions as well. I've no one there to which I feel the need to show off, and few to whom I could even relate. I had one friend from high school, and he's doing quite well for himself as a small business owner - I don't need to go to the reunions to chat with him. The rest can farking bugger off.

I feel exactly the same way.

Never been to a reunion and never plan to, I've kept up with all of the friends that I wanted to.

No interest in getting involved in HS crap as an adult.
2013-06-17 08:21:39 PM  
1 vote:

HexMadroom: that's a hard 43. eek.

Was thinking the same thing looks more like 63 with dyed hair, but I have relatives older who still don't look that rough.
2013-06-17 08:05:01 PM  
1 vote:
When the kids want nuggets you must oblige.

Any responsible parent knows this.
2013-06-17 08:03:13 PM  
1 vote:
That Four Loko will fark you up.
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