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(NBC News)   Vladimir Putin apparently under the impression that the US is going to be sending arms to an army of the walking dead. What does he know that we don't??   ( worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Putin, Syrians, Aleppo, Amman, cadets, peace conference, opposition groups, United Nations Security Council  
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2013-06-17 01:03:01 PM  
3 votes:
"Putin: West arming Syrian rebels who eat human flesh"

Maybe Putin can arm the Syrian Army with gaudy $25,000 Super Bowl rings that can kill a man with one hit.

2013-06-17 01:42:47 PM  
2 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Magorn: Protect the civillians as best you can

Hardest part of that job? Identifying "civilians".

How do you tell the difference between one guy carrying an AK-47 to shop for groceries with one who does it for a living?

Easy. The guy with bread, eggs, and the Food Lion bonus card is not a terrorist. The guy holding a box of Tampons has a wife who is a terrorist.
2013-06-17 01:23:06 PM  
2 votes:
Vladimir Putin got crazy game, a judo black belt, and a superbowl ring.

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2013-06-17 06:59:42 PM  
1 vote:
First off, we need a lot of scarfs, purple ones for the regime supporters, green ones for the rebels. This way we can tell them apart.
Secondly, we need to stay the hell away from Syria. There are no good guys to root for, and no good will to be earned.
2013-06-17 06:00:17 PM  
1 vote:
Is Carl in the White House?
2013-06-17 01:45:02 PM  
1 vote:

DROxINxTHExWIND: The guy holding a box of Tampons has a wife who is a terrorist.

Well, sure - what do you think all them fuses are for?
2013-06-17 01:22:37 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe I'm just picking nits but.......  Won't eating raw intestines directly from a dead body either kiil a person or make them deathly ill ???

FTA: "One does not really need to support the people who not only kill their enemies, but open up their bodies, eat their intestines in front of the public and cameras,"

/oh zombies, right..........
2013-06-17 01:20:03 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, do zombies really go for eating arms?  I mean, sure, they'll bite you on the arm to infect you, but then it always seems to be about the brains and the guts if you're a meal instead of a recruit.  What benefit could the Free Syrian Zombie Army really get from us sending them a bunch of arms?

I guess I haven't followed the news on this close enough, or something.
2013-06-17 01:12:12 PM  
1 vote:
I think Obama just got done talking about sending arms to the rebels.

2013-06-17 01:03:28 PM  
1 vote:
We already arm bears, why not zombies.
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