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(Pro Football Mock)   Vladimir Putin: "I vill NEVER give back your Super Bowl ring, Robert Kraft"   ( profootballmock.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Super Bowl, Putin, Anquan Boldin, Rocky and Bullwinkle, cysts, American Friends, Tony Romo, Tim Tebow  
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12311 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jun 2013 at 8:53 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-17 12:17:06 PM  
2 votes:
We needed a little humor to help get us through the day.  What we got was very little humor.
2013-06-17 09:07:02 AM  
2 votes:
Putin is German?
2013-06-17 08:58:30 AM  
2 votes:

BalugaJoe: this story makes no sense.

That accent is what happens when Latvians teach Finns to speak Swedish in German.
2013-06-17 07:57:25 PM  
1 vote:

degenerate-afro: 8953 clicks
Seems that the Fark admin was right to greenlight it.

It's the BS factor.  People call bullshiat on all the uniformly negative reviews, so they click the link to see if it really is that bad.

Upon clicking the link and seeing that it really is that bad, they return to post a negative comment, thereby strengthening the resolve of the next person through to click the link.

Were it not for fark wisely closing the comments after a couple days, it would continue to grow and grow until this thread swallowed the entire internet.
2013-06-17 10:47:06 AM  
1 vote:
I hate this article and I hate the author. I hate them both so bad.
2013-06-17 09:58:35 AM  
1 vote:
Robert Kraft: Hey, Vladimir! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
(reaches into hat, pulls out Tim Tebow instead, everyone boos and guffaws)
Vladimir Putin: No, you no get ring back. Is Russian tradition to steal from Jews.
2013-06-17 09:21:56 AM  
1 vote:
SuperDeluxe link.
2013-06-17 09:08:34 AM  
1 vote:
"So Robert Kraft, I see you are whining like leetle babooshka to your pathetic American media about how I stole your precious diamond ring from, how you say, the Bowl of Super, ya? Vell listen up, Comrade Crybaby: zees ring, eet is MINE now, und eet vill NEVER defect back to your fat capitalist pig finger again, comprenski?"

Paeee that maain his mahney!

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2013-06-17 09:08:05 AM  
1 vote:

CaliNJGuy: that was like something from a Jr. High creative writing class.  unreadable

Sports "writer" tries satire, with predictable results.
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