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(Dinosaur Dracula)   The rumors are true: Watermelon Oreo cookies exist   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Oreos, Watermelon Oreos, Nabisco, Jolly Ranchers, watermelons  
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12342 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jun 2013 at 2:49 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-17 02:51:53 AM  
10 votes:
They go great with Fried Chicken flavored Quik.
2013-06-17 03:34:37 AM  
2 votes:

wildcardjack: I've never gotten stoned hard enough to enjoy watermelon. Or Oreos.

where do you live? let's get high.
2013-06-17 03:00:26 AM  
2 votes:

InfamousG: Chemical shiat-storm... NOW IN COLOR!

Unlike the pure all-natural goodness that is the original Oreo.
2013-06-17 12:00:53 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-06-17 08:14:11 AM  
1 vote:

Fank: All I see is just a lot of chemicals.

fat and salt, don't forget the fat and salt

True believers mourn the loss of Hydrox which was in fact Kosher (= usually safe to eat) and introduced in 1908 prior to Oreo's the knock-off cookie being introduced in 1912.

Hydrox RIPieces
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2013-06-17 04:54:36 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: ransack.: Gwyrddu: Confabulat: Has grape anything (grape Kool-Aid, grape Jolly Ranchers, ANYTHING) ever tasted even a little like a grape?

Certainly more so than it does for birds, for them artificial grape is like hot peppers.

But birds don't taste hot peppers. That's why they're hot, in fact.

Actually, birds are hot because they fly.

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2013-06-17 03:36:21 AM  
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2013-06-17 03:31:04 AM  
1 vote:
Are watermelon Oreos racist? I think it's supposed to be racist, but I couldn't tell you why.
2013-06-17 03:28:18 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-17 03:05:06 AM  
1 vote:

red5ish: Yeah. Now I have to have some. Damn it.

I've never once in my life heard this rumor, and as soon as I read the headline I said 'oh HELLZ YEAH' - and normally I'm not the kind of person who uses random 'z' in my vernacular.

Honestly I don't know where that reaction came from but now I really want some.
2013-06-17 03:00:41 AM  
1 vote: 

Confabulat: fusillade762: I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I dislike watermelon. The actual fruit, I mean. In Jolly Rancher form, watermelon's a blast, but I haven't been able to eat the real thing since I was eight-years-old.

That's probably because watermelon Jolly Ranchers taste nothing at all like watermelon.

Has grape anything (grape Kool-Aid, grape Jolly Ranchers, ANYTHING) ever tasted even a little like a grape?

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With "natural'" grape flavor!

2013-06-17 02:58:12 AM  
1 vote:
Chemical shiat-storm... NOW IN COLOR!
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