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(Dallas News)   If trading a $10,000 meat smoker for $75 worth of dope sounds too good to be true remember, there is always a catch, like when your dealer asks you to steal it from the police department   ( crimeblog.dallasnews.com) divider line
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2013-06-16 06:48:44 PM  
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A Terrible Human: The fark is a police department doing with a meat smoker worth that much?

Cop math.  It's only a $3000 smoker.
2013-06-16 03:09:28 PM  
3 votes:
Frazier said the truck is ostensibly for a lawn service owned by a known drug dealer. "But it's just a front," he said. "They don't cut grass. They use the truck to commit thefts and burglaries."

 Which wasn't a problem until your smoker was stolen.
2013-06-16 07:05:45 PM  
2 votes:
You know who else like smoked meat...
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2013-06-16 08:48:12 PM  
1 vote:

Sgt Otter: So their plan was to steal a massive, custom-built, 20-foot, $10,000 smoker, and hope nobody puts two and two together when the barbeque joint down the street debuts its brand new, massive, custom-built, 20-foot, $10,000 smoker.

I'm sure they planned it farther than that.  They were probably going to keep it in the garage, and as long as they kept the garage door closed while using it they would never get caught.
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