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(NBC News)   Gay friendly wines to made in California. Initial release is expected to be a fruity flavor that will still fit in the average closet for purchasers in Southern states   ( nbcnews.com) divider line
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2013-06-16 07:03:15 PM  
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2013-06-16 07:14:09 PM  
5 votes:
One more way to try forcing it down everyone throat.
2013-06-16 07:27:22 PM  
4 votes:
Well, this is at odds with the gay-hostile cheese industry.
2013-06-16 09:59:33 PM  
2 votes:

Donnchadha: SamFlagg: I'm confused, did wine previously have a straight bias that I wasn't aware of?

Have you ever seen a bottle of wine marching in a gay pride parade?

Didn't think so.

On the other hand, have you ever seen a straight corkscrew?
2013-06-16 07:28:06 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe gay friendly wine just has a different shaped bottle.
2013-06-16 07:04:49 PM  
2 votes:

OgreMagi: People will fall for the dumbest marketing bullshiat.

Beer, wine, and liquor, especially.

Had a guy recently come in and order a Bud Light Lime. We don't carry it, so I offered him a Bud Light with a lime, like the pilgrims drank it (just a dumb joke I always say). He switched to Grey Goose. Dude was a marketing major's wet dream.

Newcastle has a good sense of humor about it:

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2013-06-16 10:12:38 PM  
1 vote:

God-is-a-Taco: How do they tell the gay grapes from the straight ones?

Watch out for the ones that swap seeds.
2013-06-16 09:14:52 PM  
1 vote:
How do they tell the gay grapes from the straight ones?
2013-06-16 09:11:50 PM  
1 vote:
They already do it's called 2 vines 4 grapes.
2013-06-16 08:16:32 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm not surprised most of you haven't heard of gay wines. For all your supposed worldliness, you Farkers sure know jack shiat about minority cultures in this country.

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2013-06-16 07:53:02 PM  
1 vote:

GoBoutChaBusiness: How can you tell if your wine is gay?

It starts liking itself?

//sorry, just had to..
2013-06-16 07:47:00 PM  
1 vote:

GoBoutChaBusiness: How can you tell if your wine is gay?

If the cork doesn't make a sound.
2013-06-16 07:30:31 PM  
1 vote:
Are there gay unfriendly wines?
2013-06-16 07:28:15 PM  
1 vote:
poorly written headlines to be made by subby
2013-06-16 07:28:03 PM  
1 vote:
 Obviously this gay wine must be made with some kind of super-homosexual alcohol that will no doubt turn the imbiber amorously toward their own sex.
2013-06-16 07:23:12 PM  
1 vote:

TheJoe03: Isn't wine already gay friendly?

Marine1: Kind of what I was wondering.

And here's my camp.  There's non-gay-friendly wine?  From the gays I've known, alcohol in general is gay-friendly.

Personally, I find it straight-friendly, too.
2013-06-16 07:19:37 PM  
1 vote:
Does the cork fit in the bottle?

(this is only funny spoken in a British accent)
2013-06-16 07:05:08 PM  
1 vote:
Unless there's a red blend called "red like the blood of an HIV postive barebacking queer", I am unaware of any homophobia in the California wine industry. I mean.... It's the wine industry.
2013-06-16 07:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
To be, or not to be, that is the question....which subby answered by leaving "be" out of "to be made in California".
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