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2013-06-16 06:59:27 PM  
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cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Senseless_drivel: cowgirl toffee: Yo mama's a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.

Yo mama's so fat that light bends around her.

Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, the galaxy becomes consumed by the event horizon of her super massive black hole. :P

Yo mama's so fat they use the Hubbel for her colonoscopy.

Yo mama's so fat I had to warp halfway across the galaxy to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat astronomers named those lost cookies stuck to her ass the constellation Nabisco-Oreolis.
2013-06-17 11:06:00 AM  
1 vote:

Abacus9: My God, it's full of starch.

2013-06-16 11:46:32 PM  
1 vote:
You do NOT want to do a Google Image Search (SafeSearch "OFF") for the term "obese black hole".
Trust me on this one.
2013-06-16 04:33:55 PM  
1 vote:
Haha, the universe never gets laid.

/unless she's into dark matter
2013-06-16 04:33:54 PM  
1 vote:
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