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(SanDiego UnionTribune)   Fark Squirrel 1 BMW 0   ( utsandiego.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, BMW, San Diego Police Department, Mission Bay  
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10661 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Jun 2013 at 2:25 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-16 12:02:59 AM  
4 votes:
FTFA: The squirrel's fate is unknown.

best line in the whole article
2013-06-16 02:48:29 AM  
3 votes:
There was a squirrel who worked as the night guard for the lever that ended the world. His name was Nathan. Every day he would cross the road to gather nuts, and then go back at night and stand watch. One day he got distracted while hunting nuts, and was late for work. So he hurried back across the road without looking to see if it was clear. Alas, it was not clear, there was a BMW heading for him. The driver assessed the situation and knew he couldn't stop, his only choice was to swerve or to hit the squirrel.
Well the squirrel got squashed flatter than a pancake. And we should be okay with that. Why?
Better Nate than lever.
2013-06-15 11:55:36 PM  
3 votes:
"A tow truck removed the gray sedan from the bay. Neither driver nor passenger was injured."

Who's the U-boat commander?
2013-06-16 03:03:28 AM  
1 vote:
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