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(Curbed)   For rent: 500 square-foot studio on the top floor of a four-story walk-up on the Upper West Side. Large penis in listing picture not included   ( ny.curbed.com) divider line
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19499 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Jun 2013 at 10:15 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-15 10:44:21 PM  
4 votes:

cardex: It's just the camera angle it's an average penis not large

I want my security deposit back.
2013-06-16 01:41:56 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "Surprisingly,not posting pictures of your genitalia on the internet is quite easy"

oh really? then why do I keep doing it? You can't answer that.
2013-06-15 11:37:28 PM  
2 votes:
i.imgur.comView Full Size
2013-06-15 11:02:13 PM  
2 votes:

alltim: They're never as big when you see them in person.

I read that as in prison.
2013-06-15 10:26:09 PM  
2 votes:
Okay, $2,000 a month for the studio, and all the cock I can handle?  Sign me up.
2013-06-15 10:21:46 PM  
2 votes:
From the look of that penis, that Realtor will rent to Jews.
2013-06-15 06:26:17 PM  
2 votes:
Please no pets.

Would that count as an anaconda?
2013-06-15 11:58:58 PM  
1 vote:
so, you really do get dicked over in New York real estate.
2013-06-15 11:38:45 PM  
1 vote:
a classic from realtor.com:

media.noob.usView Full Size
2013-06-15 11:22:15 PM  
1 vote:
Damn that is one scarred up dick.  That's a lot of STDs or someone went for the light socket, blender and garbage disposal trifecta of farking.
2013-06-15 11:14:24 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: Yeah. I wouldn't call that "large", because if it is, then my girl and I might need to start using the word "enormous" from now on.

/Oh wait. She does.
//No I will not show you.

Your girlfriend has a dick?
2013-06-15 11:03:47 PM  
1 vote:

Somebody Else: The Gawker article has funny comments:  http://gawker.com/nyc-realtor-lists-gorgeous-2000-loft-located-inside - sp-513447283 http://gawker.com/nyc-realtor-lists-gorgeous-2000-loft- located-inside- sp-513447283

"500 sq ft? So no ballroom then, I guess. "

R. O. T. F. L.
2013-06-15 10:33:34 PM  
1 vote:
Oh right, like none of you have made that mistake before.

/sorry about last mothers day, mom
2013-06-15 10:31:14 PM  
1 vote:
That's a nice view.
2013-06-15 10:31:06 PM  
1 vote:
Perhaps the realtor was hacked; maybe he just was lucky, charmed; hard to say.
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