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(Lincoln Journal Star)   When escaping from prison, it's best not to argue with your getaway driver/girlfriend. She might just dump you off on the side of the road and tell the cops where to find you   ( journalstar.com) divider line
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2013-06-15 10:29:57 PM  
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Never drive with an angry woman. - Chris Rock
2013-06-16 02:12:21 AM  
1 vote:
His first words to her:  "Put on a little weight, haven't ya?"
2013-06-15 10:51:26 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: This story has a few more details plus pics. He had only 30 more days to serve, but now he's facing a felony conviction of five years jail time for trying to escape. And he was in jail for assaulting his girlfriend. A couple of winners there.

Also gets a set of leg irons and a night in the box.
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