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(KPTV Portland)   Rescue crews resume looking hard for smoking hot naked 19-year-old brunette (w/pic)   ( kptv.com) divider line
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2013-06-15 05:10:06 PM  
5 votes:
What a coincidence, I've been looking for a smoking hot naked 19-year-old brunette for years.
2013-06-15 07:13:04 PM  
3 votes:
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Looks like everybody is having a good time!
2013-06-15 03:08:28 PM  
3 votes:
Some mountain man must have thought it was Christmas when she walked by...
2013-06-15 07:49:02 PM  
2 votes:

Lsherm: [i.imgur.com image 399x218]

Someone clearly didn't think this through.  That's like a bear dessert.


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2013-06-15 06:11:28 PM  
2 votes:
Also, according to heavy.com, she "entered the woods at its most dangerous point". Camp Rapealot, I'm guessing.
2013-06-15 05:28:54 PM  
2 votes:
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Someone clearly didn't think this through.  That's like a bear dessert.
2013-06-15 08:44:59 PM  
1 vote:
Should have taken a slow-running friend with her.
2013-06-15 07:03:57 PM  
1 vote:

megarian: YoOjo: "fanny pack with a compass, knife and a couple of other items"

Three sheets of acid, some K, some DMT, a gram of crystal MDMA and some 4-FMA.

I'm in.

Also, I would look for this girl soooo hard.

If your search is hard for more than 4 hours please consult a physician.
2013-06-15 06:35:10 PM  
1 vote:
How long ago do you think they found her?
2013-06-15 06:23:14 PM  
1 vote:
Naked, tripping and lost is no way to go through life, girl.
2013-06-15 06:23:08 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-15 06:14:57 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-15 06:14:45 PM  
1 vote:
FTA "The search for a 19-year-old woman who was naked when she set off on a "spiritual quest" resumed Saturday morning."

And by "spiritual quest" you mean go into the woods, get stoned, and fark some other hairy smelly hippies then yeah. Totally spiritual.


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Judging by the size of her right arm compared to her left It looks like she recently discovered internet pr0n.

/Also answers the question of 'who else but Quagmire?'
2013-06-15 06:08:51 PM  
1 vote:
I don't know about smokin' hot.  She looks like a young Benicio Del Toro to me...
2013-06-15 06:08:32 PM  
1 vote:
I think she found a Squatch and his wood
2013-06-15 03:48:25 PM  
1 vote:
Meth is a hell of a drug
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