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(WTKR)   "Hey, hold my beer while I tip over this here lifeguard stand"   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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Because People in power are Stupid
2013-06-15 10:44:54 AM  
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shanrick [TotalFark]
2013-06-15 11:52:31 AM  
Wet peoples problem.
 
Mock26
2013-06-15 12:25:27 PM  
Damned Vandals, first Rome and now Nags Head.
 
offmymeds
2013-06-15 12:33:40 PM  
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FatherChaos [TotalFark]
2013-06-15 12:37:41 PM  
Nags Head?  Who names a town Nags Head?  Wow, it must suck to live there.
 
Fear_and_Loathing [TotalFark]
2013-06-15 12:43:50 PM  
Arses!  Then again only the tourist beaches here have lifeguards.  Us locals use our heads.  Still ARSES!
 
wambu
2013-06-15 12:47:58 PM  
I liked how they used the "at risk" appelation to elevate the fear of the viewer over an incident of minor vandalism where the severe damage appeared to be chipped paint.

/what passes for journalism these days . . .
 
wambu
2013-06-15 12:52:30 PM  
What someone at risk on the beach might look like.
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FrancoFile [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-06-15 01:03:07 PM  

wambu: I liked how they used the "at risk" appelation to elevate the fear of the viewer over an incident of minor vandalism where the severe damage appeared to be chipped paint.

/what passes for journalism these days . . .


Remind me to let a couple of pounds of air out of your tires on Monday.
 
offmymeds
2013-06-15 01:06:46 PM  
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vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2013-06-15 01:11:54 PM  

FatherChaos: Nags Head?  Who names a town Nags Head?  Wow, it must suck to live there.


It's a name from when Pirates lived there.
 
RottNDude
2013-06-15 01:35:05 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid:

So wrong...
/can't stop laughing
 
lack of warmth
2013-06-15 02:03:39 PM  
When caught the vandals will be buried up to their necks and have sand kicked in their faces.  To help catch the culprits, lifeguards are asking informants to write ''It's me" or "I did it" in sunscreen on the backs of the sleeping culprits while sunbathing.  Anyone caught harboring these evil fiends will be forced to walk the hot sand without foot ware, while informants will be rewarded by being allowed to steal the bikini top of any sunbather he choses.

/This should work well
 
whither_apophis
2013-06-15 02:23:37 PM  
It's only cool on caddy day.
 
wambu
2013-06-15 02:25:12 PM  

FrancoFile: wambu: I liked how they used the "at risk" appelation to elevate the fear of the viewer over an incident of minor vandalism where the severe damage appeared to be chipped paint.

/what passes for journalism these days . . .

Remind me to let a couple of pounds of air out of your tires on Monday.


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ZeroCorpse
2013-06-15 02:41:57 PM  
This is why drinking is generally the precursor to jail.
 
thisisyourbrainonFark
2013-06-15 03:17:32 PM  
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2013-06-15 03:47:40 PM  
 
wambu
2013-06-15 07:14:27 PM  

FrancoFile: wambu: I liked how they used the "at risk" appelation to elevate the fear of the viewer over an incident of minor vandalism where the severe damage appeared to be chipped paint.

/what passes for journalism these days . . .

Remind me to let a couple of pounds of air out of your tires on Monday.


Won't you be too busy tipping over lifeguard stands?
 
Astorix [TotalFark]
2013-06-15 09:07:16 PM  
North Carolinans strike again.
 
RY28
2013-06-16 10:30:20 AM  

FatherChaos: Nags Head?  Who names a town Nags Head?  Wow, it must suck to live there.


Rich folks problems.
 
FrancoFile [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-06-16 10:58:41 AM  

wambu: FrancoFile: wambu: I liked how they used the "at risk" appelation to elevate the fear of the viewer over an incident of minor vandalism where the severe damage appeared to be chipped paint.

/what passes for journalism these days . . .

Remind me to let a couple of pounds of air out of your tires on Monday.

Won't you be too busy tipping over lifeguard stands?


?? Other way around, dude.  You're the one who thinks this is exaggerated media fearmongering of a harmless prank.

It's not harmless, it's not a prank, and people shouldn't be doing it.
 
wambu
2013-06-16 01:07:33 PM  

FrancoFile: It's not harmless, it's not a prank, and people shouldn't be doing it.


Your lawn. I should get off of it?
 
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