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(The Sun)   British couple who moved to Australia have already returned to the UK because. A) Higher cost of living. B) Weird food. C) They couldn't buy their precious snowflake her favorite fruit drink. D) All of the above   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2013-06-15 08:30:02 AM  
4 votes:

3rdtimearound: you're so right! And all yanks are loud, diabetic and illiterate, right?

Only half of them. The other half are Democrats.
2013-06-15 08:37:02 AM  
3 votes:

Hetfield: YoOjo: Dirty crass pigs with their cheap teeth

They have teeth now?

Here in America the teeth are paved in gold.
2013-06-15 07:55:48 AM  
2 votes:

drew is pedal: The question is , why are british people ugly? Is it because they inbred on that island throughout the ages?

you're so right! And all yanks are loud, diabetic and illiterate, right?
2013-06-15 07:44:58 AM  
2 votes:
Brits think Aussie food is weird?  Did it not have enough kidneys in it for them?  Did it use "weird" cuts of meat that Brits shy away from, like the prime rib or the brisket?  Was the dick not spotted?
2013-06-15 10:57:31 AM  
1 vote:
What a surprise it's a whinging pom. You don't see those very often.
2013-06-15 09:57:04 AM  
1 vote:
let's see... british tabloid staples:

• boobs
• stories about huge boob jobs for young girls designed to allow the reader to arch their eyebrows in disapproval while still ogling the helpfully included pictures of the boobs in question.
• unglamorous photos of aging actors/pop stars
• stories of NHS screw-ups
stories about stupid people designed specifically to enrage the reader and yet keep them reading while they tut-tut and smugly congratulate themselves on not being quiiiiite that dumb.
2013-06-15 09:30:25 AM  
1 vote:

Hetfield: 3rdtimearound: you're so right! And all yanks are loud, diabetic and illiterate, right?

Only half of them. The other half are Democrats.

Ah, yes, the effete sycophantic Anglophiles who watch PBS and use Britishisms in their daily conversation.
2013-06-15 09:23:57 AM  
1 vote:
That has got to be the creepiest, children-of-the-corn looking kid I have ever seen.
2013-06-15 09:14:16 AM  
1 vote:

Evil Mackerel: OhioUGrad: Does Australia have slim fast?

Kind of, if you restrict your diet to just Vegemite.

Well from the looks of those 2, they don't like anything with the word "veg" in it.
2013-06-15 08:49:43 AM  
1 vote:

OscarTamerz: The real reason they left is because they couldn't get enough spotted dick, how the ladies love their spotted dick and most of the pommies do too.

"And the spotted dick barely had any spots on it, and I think they used artificial dick. It's just not right!"
2013-06-15 08:22:38 AM  
1 vote:
Here's your daily hate on the Brits thread farkers.
Dirty crass pigs with their cheap teeth, fat women and uneducated children.
Ugh, there are no low-class people like that in Australia or the USA, no everyone is genetically perfect, svelte, refined and educated to the finest standard.
If only we could nuke Britain from orbit, then the world would be a true utopia without all the British and their 'teeth', 'food' and 'bodies'.
Ugh, they offend me so much, nuke them!!
2013-06-15 07:57:24 AM  
1 vote:
I'm guessing language barrier posed a problem too.
2013-06-15 07:48:06 AM  
1 vote:
2013-06-15 07:31:10 AM  
1 vote:
That took nearly four seconds on Google: British Supermarket Worldwide

Quiet news day, if you're not allowed to write about the boss's wife farking the former PM, I guess?
2013-06-15 07:21:18 AM  
1 vote:
Whinging. Poms.

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