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(WSMV Nashville)   10,000 bottles of Chicken Cock stolen, said to be valued in the big buck-buck-BUCKS   ( wsmv.com) divider line
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2013-06-15 12:32:15 AM  
Nine thousand-nine hundred-ninetynine bottles of chicken cock on the wall, nine thousand-nine hundred-ninety nine bottles of chicken cock. Take one down and pass it around nine thousand-nine hundred-ninety eight bottles of chicken cock on the wall...
2013-06-15 12:35:30 AM  
Shouldn't that be rooster cock?

/or at least cock cock?
2013-06-15 01:42:35 AM  
Has anyone tried it? I've heard it's pretty fowl.
2013-06-15 01:52:37 AM  
That is a LOT of cock.
2013-06-15 02:57:41 AM  
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2013-06-15 05:32:46 AM  

MurphyMurphy: That is a LOT of cock.

Just how Kim Kardashian likes it.
2013-06-15 05:34:28 AM  
10,000 bottle of Chicken Cock stolen.  10,000 bottles just gone.
Take one down, pass it around....
2013-06-15 05:42:20 AM  
Some pecker has a lot of spirit!
2013-06-15 06:10:06 AM  
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Good thing you can still buy the mix.
2013-06-15 06:14:42 AM  
Drew did it...and its already half gone
2013-06-15 06:21:07 AM  
Argh! You beat me to it!
2013-06-15 06:27:48 AM  
This will give them 200k worth of free advertisement.  It's a win/win
2013-06-15 06:37:43 AM  
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2013-06-15 06:46:05 AM  
Is it rare if there are 10,000 bottles of it?
2013-06-15 06:50:58 AM  
Can we possibly dominate a species more than that? Taking and bottling their cocks for fark sake!

/appologies to Mr. CK
2013-06-15 06:57:15 AM  
2013-06-15 07:49:54 AM  
Cock and soda..a jigger of gin.
oh what a spell..you've got me in..
oh me..oh my..do I feel high.
2013-06-15 07:58:25 AM  
Now this is my kinda thread...

Some one once asked me if you need a rooster in with the hens for them to lay eggs,
I told them that it's not required, the hens will still lay,
but if there isn't a rooster around,
the chicken will all be lesbi-hens.

//ba-dum, tish.
2013-06-15 08:02:22 AM  
Would have thought it was some oriental potency drug, but the fact is that chickens (roosters) don't possess a penis, so taking chicken cock really doesn't help you much. Now, if it was duck dick, that would be another story altogether.
2013-06-15 08:35:55 AM  
FALSE FLAG teetotalers done this
2013-06-15 08:54:11 AM  
In capitalist America, Chicken Cock farks you!
2013-06-15 10:49:35 AM  

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Good thing you can still buy the mix.

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2013-06-15 11:45:13 AM  
I thought this was going to be about Huy Fong sriracha sauce, and if it was I would have suggested that the thieves go into hiding
2013-06-15 12:24:58 PM  
2013-06-15 12:49:37 PM  
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2013-06-15 12:52:15 PM  
I went through about 25 definitions of "cock" from different dictionaries looking for one that would make this name make sense.

Good news: I learned several new meanings for "cock", including "conical pile of hay".
Bad news: "Chicken cock" is still not making much sense.
2013-06-15 04:07:25 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Devolving_Spud: [mankindunplugged.com image 515x640]

Good thing you can still buy the mix.
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"I don't want Cockaleekie, I don't LIKE Cockaleekie, I like Cress! So take that back to the kitchen, and tell the Chef de Cuisine there's one more order for Cress soup."
2013-06-15 06:55:58 PM  
Normally, I'd say the redundancy in a product name is stupid, but I think you need to be specific about what kind of cock you're referring to.
2013-06-15 08:12:13 PM  
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