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(News 8000 La Crosse)   CPR mannequin gives birth to computerized baby. Father Hal delighted   ( news8000.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Father Hal, CPR, Tomah Memorial Hospital, Tomah, Tomah Memorial  
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929 clicks; posted to Geek » on 14 Jun 2013 at 8:46 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-14 09:05:37 PM  
That's HAL, Subby Dave.
2013-06-14 09:16:31 PM  
Open the labia doors, HAL.
2013-06-14 09:19:58 PM  
That's farking creepy. I don't want a robot digging around in my hooha when I give birth this winter.
2013-06-14 09:23:47 PM  
The newborn
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2013-06-14 09:28:24 PM  
HAL- is not the father
2013-06-14 09:36:07 PM  
Other departments in the hospital are hoping to get a turn with similar mannequins in the near future.

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2013-06-14 09:36:39 PM  
Huh. I'd have thought $Fb-- would be the father for sure.
2013-06-14 09:39:31 PM  
You can really see the look of joy and pride on his face:

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2013-06-14 10:19:36 PM  
It's not a tomah.
2013-06-16 05:14:17 AM  
Without the proper capitalization I thought this was a joke about how Hal Jordan will sleep with anything.  Seriously, dude was basically Kirk with a power ring.
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