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(Huffington Post)   Little People of America strenuously objects to t-shirts that say things like "Midget Hooker" and "I've had it up to here with midgets". CafePress agrees to remove items, at least until they can get some good lower body armor   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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3117 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Jun 2013 at 7:55 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-14 07:56:55 PM  
6 votes:
They should grow up.
2013-06-14 08:58:47 PM  
5 votes:
midget porn csb...
I was waiting in line at the Matterhorn in Disneyland with my wife and daughter when Bridget the Midget pulled up to the front of the line with some sleazy-looking dude. She was able to bypass the long line because she was riding a mobility scooter. She can walk, but I guess she gets one of those scooters because with the size of her legs, it must be tough to walk the kind of distances you need to at Disneyland.

Anyway, I started to say, "Hey! That's..." then I caught myself and stopped talking. My wife asked, "Who are you talking about?" I just said, "Never mind." If I had told her who Bridget was, it would have brought up a lot of really uncomfortable questions, especially in front of my daughter.
2013-06-14 08:25:06 PM  
5 votes:
It seems like they're getting short with this company over what isn't a very big problem.  I guess they could have a little meeting, but it doesn't need to last until the wee hours.  After all, real world problems dwarf this issue.  The whole thing just kind of goes over my head.

2013-06-14 06:35:24 PM  
5 votes:
I used to be a t-shirt vendor like you, but then I took a midget to the knee
2013-06-14 07:56:54 PM  
4 votes:
Just put them on the bottom shelf. Problem solved.
2013-06-14 09:38:42 PM  
3 votes:
Back in the day, I used to date a midget. I was nuts over her.
2013-06-14 08:36:06 PM  
3 votes:
2013-06-14 08:23:30 PM  
3 votes:
CSB time:

One day when my son was 6 we were in the back yard in the summer.   There was a cloud of little tiny flying bugs all about him and he was waving his arms, trying to move them away and he said "Dad, I'm surrounded by midgets"

Me: "That's *midges*... son...*midges*"
2013-06-14 08:22:17 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-06-15 01:32:30 AM  
2 votes:
They'll get under it.
2013-06-14 09:43:43 PM  
2 votes:
Midget:  "I am *NOT* happy!"
Anyone Else:  "Which one are you, then?"
2013-06-14 08:59:30 PM  
2 votes:
They caved just because of a protest?

They should have held out at least until they were sued in small claims court.
2013-06-14 08:34:55 PM  
2 votes:
Had it up to here?
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2013-06-14 07:16:03 PM  
2 votes:
Waaah, your product hurts my little feelings!
2013-06-14 07:08:13 PM  
2 votes:
Well, it's the little things that make life worthwhile, amirite?
2013-06-15 01:38:04 PM  
1 vote:
I see a lot of ignorance in this thread.  Here are some facts about midgets if anyone wants to educate him/herself.
2013-06-15 11:43:14 AM  
1 vote:
These guys didn't mind, especially when they found out my policy is "Midgets eat free!"

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2013-06-14 10:15:47 PM  
1 vote:
also it could just be a by product of my height but I have a recurring nightmare that deals with midgets.

There is a large group of them chasing me in the fashion that they run, that sort of waddle, anyways they are chasing me as they want to steal my pants which will give them my height or so they think.  My only chance of escape is to find a convertible with the top down so I can just step in without opening the door.  If I open the door they can get in but with the top down the doors stay locked and I can get in with ease.

The nightmare makes perfect sense while I am reliving the horror but no so much when I present it to people.  Maybe they are midget sympathizers...
2013-06-14 09:46:36 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-14 09:45:15 PM  
1 vote:
People McNuggets. They're called People McNuggets.
2013-06-14 09:42:11 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-14 09:25:22 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-14 09:14:58 PM  
1 vote:

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Fark, I am disappoint!
I was trying to scrounge up a Dinklage photo but damn, there are far too many good ones to choose from...

Every FARKer is looking for the god of tits and wine... It IS Friday after all....
2013-06-14 08:51:09 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-06-14 08:45:17 PM  
1 vote:
I wish I could find it somewhere... A long time ago, the SciFi channel would have short commentaries from SciFi authors. They had one from Harlan Ellison going off on midgets calling themselves little people. He basically said, "no...a child is a 'little person'. You're a midget"
2013-06-14 08:38:08 PM  
1 vote:
Don't want no short people 'round here...
2013-06-14 08:34:10 PM  
1 vote:
Do you have any idea how expensive midget strippers are? They're like, 3 x's the amount of normal strippers. I tried to get one for my friend's batchelor party but this stripper had a DEPOSIT. When all was daid and done, I would have been out ~$1500 (not including tips...flat rate). For two hours. No thanks.

...$1700 if I didn't get the deposit back.
2013-06-14 08:31:31 PM  
1 vote:
I believe the proper term is Lil' People.
2013-06-14 08:09:51 PM  
1 vote:
Don't you have to be over a certain height to use the CafePress feedback form?
2013-06-14 08:01:44 PM  
1 vote:
No one tell them about Borderlands.
2013-06-14 07:04:48 PM  
1 vote:
My midget tranny porn is still cool though, right?
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